Woe, a Doe

I can't dox myself but it's like if we were living at Halloween Avenue and Michael Myers Road

We may be looking at a house specifically because it's basically at the corner of Spooky Drive and Creepy Avenue in terms of names

Herbal Tea | Moderate caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5-10 mins Ingredients: yerba mate tea, green rooibos tea, cinnamon, ginger, cardamom, orange, lemon grass, aniseed, mango pieces, natural almond flavor, natural spicy cinnamon flavor, pineapple pieces & papaya flavor

There is a lot going on here

Every single cup I've had of this tea has tasted distinct from the one that came before and I think it's because it has a billion ingredients in it, so every scoop is different

a german shepherd is sitting on a rug in front of a shower ALT: a german shepherd is sitting on a rug in front of a shower

Flavor that has me tilting my head like a little German shepherd

The samurai chai mate from Adagio is a flavor indescribable. It's good. But there's so much stuff in it I couldn't tell you what the flavor is

Most of the footage of the famous 2000 "Super Mario 128" tech demo was recorded with handheld cameras by the audience, with the presenter drowning out the game sound. Only 10 seconds of direct feed footage exist, which reveal that the sound was a cacophony of Marios screaming.

Writing is hard. Writing is great. Writing sucks. I love writing. I wish I could stop writing. I cannot stop writing. Please help. Please leave me alone, I have another 3 pages to get through. Please read my work. Please never perceive this garbage I've created. Respect me. Ignore me.

A sleeping tortoiseshell cat. She has the side of her face against her feet.

A close up of the sleeping tortoiseshell cat.

The thing in my home

I love starting any Pokemon game because the tutorial is very sweet and tries to help me but I've been playing these games since I was 7 so I'm basically Ron Swanson in this scenario. I know more than you

It's got to be a space saving measure but I would rather have a full range and oven than this!

Bad vibes. How do you fix this if it goofs up

Cursed range built into countertop of kitchen

Picture that made me go hmmgh. (The oven ended up being on the other side of the room)

Extremely evil energy in this house that has a range top but no oven

"Why are your nails criminally short" violin

I've been writing stuff by hand recently for a story idea (game idea?) I have and the worst part is that it's making what I call my Weird Finger look even worse (the callus is reforming). The way I hold my pencils made it permanently goofy. This is what being a creative writer does to a mf

I hope I get clotheslined by the smell of sandalwood the second we walk in

I think we can alter the flow by replacing the old stove

Hand to god if we don't end up picking this house I will post the pictures but it's very much our top pick currently

I'm going to walk into that house and its decade of energy is either going to immediately fix me or crumple me into a wad

I don't want to dox myself but one of the potential houses we're looking at on Saturday had a bunch of positive affirmations and shit on the walls and psychedelic wall tapestries and we were like. Well that's a choice. And it turns out it was an in home acupuncture business

House and that house that had a minotaur in it

Me and my husband's doppelgangers live there and they love HOAs

Surely you could just outline it instead of sending the attached home to the shadow dimension?

A picture of a duplex where the already occupied side is in shadow for some reason

Entered the world of house hunting (!) and the funniest thing I've seen is how realtors delineate duplexes in pictures. Here's a duplex attached to its dark mirror where everything is backwards

Sometimes when I get killed I also want to turn into a malevolent entity that wants to slaughter anything remotely perceived as a threat

I restarted G.U. so I am now playing an MMO to do my dailies and logging off to play a game where I am playing a guy in an MMO doing his dailies

The funniest part of G.U. is that Haseo's player essentially escaped his torment nexus but due to a combo of amnesia and his parents, has no memory of being in the torment nexus. So he willingly goes into the torment nexus 2.0 and wow is it so much worse for him this time

Imagine designing an AI to be a mom and once she's done birthing your golden child into the world she gets deleted. I'd data drain Orca too

Morganna is the funniest character in .hack// because she realized she was going to get deleted after Aura manifested and went: absolutely not. Curse of a thousand comatose children