Jeb Manning

90s media: THESE AREN’T YOUR GRANDPA’S MUFFINS

2020s media: Your Grandfather had better muffins than you but the immigrants took them, we need concentration camps to restore you to the muffins of old.

"You can just solve every problem with brute force" -- dumb guy who has never in his life had to do that bsky.app/profile/mmfa...

man this makes me tear up

"WHAT ARE WE TO TELL THE CHILDREN ABOUT GAYS MARRYING?" Dunno. I'll ask my 5-year-old, who just married their stuffed bear to a stuffed pony."

This was such a good job by the NYT's Shawn McCreesh.

He asked a very pointed and direct question to Trump about the school bombing, leading the president to corner himself (was he claiming the US sold Iran Tomahawks???) before admitting he doesn't "know enough" and will abide by the final report.

The “leftist allies” consistent of one person, in a poorly worded and later deleted tweet… from seven years ago.

being a hater doesn't pay well, but at least you get listed as a risk factor in their SEC filings

It is absolutely insane that anyone can expect the Iranian people to “rise up” while being chemical bombed

We are making enemies of everyone for no reason beyond the greed and bloodlust of old rich men

here's more context for this clip 👆 it doesn't make what Trump said about 6 year old girls any less weird

Trump: "You daughter, she has to be of age. Like above 6 years old."

you don’t hate rich people enough

If you are watching Trump's presser right now, you are seeing beyond reasonable doubt a person not mentally suited for any position of responsibility. Even running a small store.

GOP members of the House and Senate: You are seeing this too.

If an official commits an impeachable offense and nobody acts to impeach, it is no longer an impeachable offense.

People who oppose impeachment as “pointless” because it seems unlikely to result in removal do not understand this very simple point and seem unwilling to even try to understand it.

A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

Oh man I love the Hump Pumping Injectables, they did my favourite cover of Zoot Suit Riot

If the Dems who win in the 2026 midterms get squeamish about prosecuting this administration, we'll need to elect a bunch of new people running on Nuremberg shit for 2028. This isn't a joke. It's the law. It's justice. Biden let Trump back in the WH and this happened because Joe didn't do his job

Islamist jihadists will using this clip of Trump for propaganda recruitment for the next half a century.

This is the most blasé admission of a war crime by a US president in history.

Trump has just disclosed, without prompting, that the US Military committed a war crime - literally just to brag & make his Republican audience laugh about unnecessarily killing 100+ Iranians instead of capturing them.

Trump says US Navy sank Iran's warship off the coast of Sri Lanka because "it's more fun" to sink ships than capture them.

Ronald Reagan and Oliver North sold old Hawk missiles to Iran during the Iran-Contra scandal. It is inconceivable the US would ever sell advanced Tomahawk cruise missiles to Iran (who he claims the US has been at “war” with for 47 years).

Lol it's always someone who's even worse. What are we doing man

Two completely unrelated facts:
1. There are only about 3,000 billionaires in the entire world.
2. These things are exceedingly easy to build.

There goes Donald Trump projecting...again.

Geoffrey Rush in HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL (1999)

I'm fine going spook-a-blast in adaptation, even if its misrepresenting the source material, but it's gotta be consistent and fun. The only fun instances I recall are Owen Wilson's decap and the giant statue grabbing Liam Neeson to drown.

HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL was more on point in that regard.

Rep. Kevin Kiley leaves GOP to become an independent, complicating Johnson's majority Rep. Kevin Kiley of California said Monday he was immediately leaving the Republican Party to become an independent.

If you're still caucusing with the Republican Party as an independent (which is what he's doing), then that means you're still a Republican

Not trying to be hyperbolic, I fear we are on the cusp of a 9/11 type catastrophe that this regime is unwilling and unable to protect us from.

AOC is brilliant, Mullin he's really dumb & needs to return to his plumbing job!

I called out a Newsmax host this afternoon for using Zohran Mamdani as the right’s newest boogeyman. It’s a distraction from the issues they don’t want to talk about: the illegal war in Iran, rising gas prices, the tariffs, and everything else.