On Here Maybe

trump: he's called the babdook and no one knows why he comes. frankly i don't think we'll ever know. bobby, did you want to say something

rfk: the babadook is a manifestation of grief. if you can process that grief, he leaves. he usually doesn't come back

trump: wow

Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon (Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

I love when you buy bread and it has all the fun colours like this, I call it "party bread"

In the Penal Colony by Kafka

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

More like Tim Burden. Because of the burden placed on the rational mind by his strange ideas

This is sad to see. Like most millennials I grew up torn between being either deuce Bigelow or every ethnic stereotype and rob Schneider taught me that you can do both. There'll always be a warm place in my heart for him and the lessons he taught me but promoting drinking is a step too far.

Boss makes a dollar, I make ten dollars. Unsure how this power dynamic has persevered

Horror movies I've watched this month in order of how much I liked them:

1.Return of the Living Dead
2.Pulse
3.Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
4.The Black Cat
5.Night of the Demon
6.The Old Dark House
7.A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night
8.The Devil Rides Out
9.The Surrender
10.In my Skin

I hate how in hellraiser characters are always picking up the cube, handling the cube, rotating it in directions. Just let me watch a good cube without some guy messing around with it.

I like to read one word from five different sentences then turn the book upside down and try to do a magic eye picture with the paragraph shapes

First of all we already have an AI actress and have had one for years. Her name is Gal Gadot and the results have not been great

My dentist keeps saying I have an "obsessed tooth". If you ask me, he's the one who's obsessed -- with my tooth!

If you have some numbers lying around I could whip up something

Screenshot from Wikipedia: "Goodall stated that dogs were her favourite animal.[109]"

Very funny thing to say after devoting 6 decades to a different animal

Man, I really did not like the new pt anderson movie as much as everyone else

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

I hate when my wife just leaves stuff lying around like this

Jobs are a great thing for those of us who like tasks

(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since

This is like something out of Orwell

Eyes Wide Shut was a cautionary tale about renting a costume

Fiscally I’m a feminist but socially… not quite sure what to call it. Nazi I guess

If you're going to do identity theft do not pick one of the two surviving Beatles. It turns out even the less important one people still know a lot about.

I know it's the daily mail but this is a really appalling article, there's absolutely no evidence his room mate was trans and no reason given why that would have anything to do with anything if they were or why they're fixated on investigating this at all

I dunno I'd have to use two hands instead of just the one I would use if I were accepting a regular check, doesn't seem worth it

these crazy pills aren't doing shit *ten minutes later* I feel like I'm taking crazy pills

Yeah, me too, but a lot of people will say "Why bother? I'll just get shot in the neck like all my friends do" without even thinking about how it might affect their future

If one good thing comes out of all this, I just hope that more people will learn that being shot in the neck isn't "cool" and has real consequences