Average Joe

I'm in shock.
My local Turkish barber has been arrested for selling drugs.

I've been a customer for the last 11 years. Had no idea he was a barber.

“We can hear them crying in Turin,
Federico, he’s here to win,
One chat with Arne Slot and he said ciao, F**k off Juve, I’m a Kopite now!”

A bad day to be a Liverpool and tipp fan

I know it's likely that we will win the league but ffs. It's hard to get excited with performances like that

Well that was one of the worst performance from a set of officials I think I've ever witnessed

I've messed up all the labels on the bottles in my wife's spice rack.

She hasn't noticed yet but the thyme is cumin.

Imagine walking away and seeing the big red hand print on his dome.

He'd think twice about starting them again

If Diaz and Jota start any of the remaining games I'm gonna go up and give Slot the worst open handed slap on top of that shiny dome he's ever gotten.

It's not the losing.

Its the complete drop off in performance from every single one of them.

Disgusting 🤢

That's literally the worst call I've ever seen.

So harsh

I'm genuinely baffled as to the thinking behind letting Nunez hit a penalty.

I'll take that 🇫🇷 🗼

Can I just say to all the Arsenal fans in the back.

Just because you are in second place, doesn't mean you're in a title race.

Don't know who needs to hear this but the asics meta sky paris is the most superior running shoe to ever be made.

FACT!

A recent study has now revealed that Alisson Becker could have saved JFK.

Mcmanaman pitch side for TNT tonight 😴

This is definitely my moment of the season

Me 👇

You're sick of you're enjoying this united downfall.

It's not as if he couldn't see it. 😂

He's a balloon

Michael Oliver thought one of these was worthy of a red card.
And the other wasn't

Isak not wanting to play against his future employers. Well done sir 👏

Bringing endo on is like the end of the disco when the lights come on.

You know it's over, nothing else is going to happen. Might as well tip off home to bed.

7 of our last 11 are in Anfield..

👀 Dare we say it?

It's disgusting how much of a one man team we are.

Mo Salah is this generations Stevie G.

In the morning I wake up grumpy, but on the weekend I let her sleep in.

Did they fuck? Barely showed a replay. That was really close

Still rattling over how quick this was chalked off.

That looks very close

I'm fucking sickened over that result