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Comments from distant friends/family that although used with the best intentions, should never be said to the dying:

"Oh you'll be fine"

“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie”

I've never seen these before - Cheese and Marmite Puffs from M&S.

Always been a lover not a hater and these are decent. Unfortunately though they taste slightly stale even when fresh.

Entrance to the bar at The Botanist, overlooking Bournemouth Square.

Entrance to the restaurant area of The Botanist.

Outside bar area at The Botanist.

Snack at Cafe Obscura in Bournemouth Square.

A few weeks ago we visited The Botanist Bar & Restaurant on the roof of Bobby's in what could end up having been my final out trip of the flat. Couldn't eat there but did have some 'normal' lunch back down in the square which was fine. The Botanist itself though was lovely, so pretty and relaxing 😍

Responses that although used with the best intentions should never be asked to those with a high stage of a specific cancer:

"Oh I had an *insert distant friend or family member* who passed away from that exact type!"

For some reason this happens ALL. THE. TIME..

A picture of YouTuber 'MobileReviewsEh' pulling off the worst grin you ever did see. I checked if he is still about and he now has bumfluff in this new videos but still smiles like an annoying prick.

Most punchable face in the world, sir? Coming right up!

Microsoft think a fun unlock for a car horn in their best selling racing game of all time is the 'Microsoft Teams Calling' sound which strikes fear/hate into the hearts of anybody who has ever had to use that substandard, endlessly irritating software all day everyday. Yeah, after hearing it all day at work we want to hear it at home. Can't believe they struggle to connect with the average home consumer!

1) Rough workday. I'm just gonna relax at home with a game

2) I feel that, nice to get away from the work noise & hassle

1) DUDE WTF DO YOU HEAR THAT?! I think I'm going nuts

2) What do you mean? You've just unlocked a car horn is all

1) I guess I must just find it hard to disconnect. My bad man

Just received a difficult phone call with final goodbyes from my oncologist as all treatment has completely stopped. Tried keeping things light, not easy as she’s been looking after me since early 2021 and we had a great rapport. Feels terrible to just let the cancer win.

Very little time left now.

Even the small people living in the TV cannot understand what they are(n't) seeing.

This was so nearly the closest match to 2025's photo date back in 2015. I'd have much preferred this one to have cinched it - especially as I'm still doing this regularly to keep myself entertained 🫢

2015 vs Now
Got dates as close as possible

I sold my PS5 and the buyer kicked off, going mad at how incompetent I was.

She was putting the discs in upside down. Repeatedly.

Something something furry having a McFlurry

Hey man, I just noticed it - don't shoot the messenger!

Octopus electricity bill ending by crediting me 20p.

Best bill ever? Yep, best bill ever.

The ways this post could be misconstrued 😬

Damn you're right, and I just used 'Outrun' for the first game a few posts ago. What a strange change that somehow seems to make sense - wouldn't expect anything less from Sega though bless the glorious bastards.

The latest in hot bathroom fashion, a device to help you get off the toilet without falling which is provided only in sizes that are not suitable for the situation whatsoever. Only the coolest kidz would use such an item, like and share now before stock runs out for no FOMO!

A lovely old man treat from the NHS as I can barely get up off the toilet anymore. Not a fan - especially as the combo of a low toilet and a 6ft2" tall dude with long arms using this tall device seems illogical, but they disagree.

I can confirm this is indeed not a particularly logical combination.

That the big popular American podcast ended up being that brainless meathead Joe Rogan over the neurotic AF Marc Maron is such a shame. The amount of fourteen year old weed addled confused teenager takes and vibes he gives off has rubbed off on so many easily influenced kids (and adults) out there.

Nintendo is all grown up! Finally going all in on the Halo Killer, just 24 years (cry) too late. Typical.

Games for username letters

HALO
ALEX KIDD IN MIRACLE WORLD
REZ
INFAMOUS
BAKU BAKU ANIMAL
OUTRUN
KAMEO
ASTÉRIX
ROAD RASH
TOY COMMANDER

Dude you’re way too harsh on yourself. Most would kill to be able to do what you can!

That deep sinking feeling when you realise this is probably one of the last times you will be able to (slowly, painfully and barely successfully) dress yourself without any assistance.

They call me mellow yellow

When your liver is almost entirely consumed by a tumour your skin turns yellow, particularly the head area. Your eyes turn an even darker yellow too, leaving you looking like that weird little thing from Sin City. Doesn't make you act like him, although I do - but I've always been that way.

Seeing your post alerted me to this and I’m such a Sega fanboy I couldn’t resist. Cheers Decider!

Noticed I had to take a forth link off my watch in a very short period of time. Checked my weight and I've dropped from fifteen stone to eleven. Urgh.

Don't piss around with ozempic and the like to slim down - just get cancer instead. Easy!

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If you see this, quote this post with a title screen that's iconic to you! #gaming #promosky #retro

Luigi's facial hair is the most awesome thing I have ever seen.

That is fucking gross. There must be so much shame hidden in Cook's head right now.

Questions that although used with the best intentions should never be asked to the ultra sick or dying:

"How are you?"