Alien Aquarius

I knew these ICE dummies would never see that 50 bands, but finding out they aint even getting a direct deposit??
You dumb bitches causing all this chaos for free?!??
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And I just know a nigga who thinks libraries are for children don't wash his ass.

You can't convince me he don't stink.

Ugly, stink, and dumb.

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Me at my desk right now

Facts! Somebody needs to buy the rights from HBO and reboot it if they don't wanna bring it back themselves

I come as aloof or nonchalant, but I'm really trying to figure out how to express my thoughts or feelings.

Or my anxiety has taken somwlething completely the wrong way and I'm trying to pull out of a nosedive.

A big part of why I'm the loveable pervert I am today

*clicks on website*

"WANT 10% OFF?!"

No, thank you.

"Fine then, stupid bitch. Pay full price!"

❌️

"But give us your email 😄"

Also, no.

"Whatver, LOOK AT WHAT'S NEW ANYWAY!"

*leaves website*

Expecting Glo to basically retire 9 siblings and both parents is idiotic. Get yo ass in the field.

Okay I'm just in a zone now and bored when I SHOULD be working. It's okay to not agree with auntie.

Baking sheet in the oven

Really makes you feel good, doesnt it? 🥴

Putting on makeup, texting, eating/drinking, pretty much everything BUT focusing on the road and their surroundings

I love being Black and queer, I just wish I'd accepted my queer-ness earlier in life.

my hobbies:
- switching between the same three apps for hours
- imagining myself in situations that will literally never exist

Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?

KNOW ME

Never let a hard time humble us. 🏁

we do not pay these educators enough.

ITS NOT ENOUGH!

How i want my blessings to hit me this year

Wereheretonut is a crazy profile name, any way you slice it

Very much not feeling it today.

Not here for the shenanigans, malarkey, or bullshit.

They say Ayahuasca makes you vomit and see God. You can do the same thing with Paul Masson behind a closed KFC around 2am.

#BlackSkyComedy

Langston Kerman

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The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."

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I believe you, lol

Keep the E in it, Chevy's on switches...

You (🫵🏿) Black man… have to go to the doctor

Parents be like "I moved out at 19" bro rent was 65 cents back then