Colin Troy

This is a thing in the UK where moving a single penny into a higher tax bracket (£100k) will completely remove qualification for 30hrs per week free childcare for pre-school children and tax free childcare for all children up to £2000 per year per child.

Fry from Futurama with squinted eyes - I see what you did there

Reform voters desperately want to win WW3 for old times sake

Not sure I’m enjoying this Russian version of The Weakest Link

Spring forward 30 mins is what I say. Then it’s a nice compromise between the two. India is like this.

Atari 400 ‘touchpad’ keyboard. Touchpad is in quotes on this description. Arrow keys are two above, two below. Top two are up/down, bottom two are left/right. You need to press down hard on the control key and press down hard on the arrow key to move the cursor.

At least those keys register and make signals…

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

T-Rex in the background there, running away from what was once a leisurely doggy paddle with the inflatables

There are so Khamenei of them

I don’t understand this mentality, if they get back before April 1st they’ll be able to take full advantage of two ISA quotas this year

She’s right though. Everyone knows washing machines are for mixing cement

I’m wish there was a right-handed 👍 to put before the word, creating a symmetrical fandabidozi punctuation

I tried this on Slack where you can make custom emojis. It works great!

It possibly is, for those who never saw the MZ-80A 🙂

No one will know what was said, but he’s dealing with a man who just started a major war because he didn’t like how the negotiations were going.

Oh it’s easy!

Bye bye Rudolph, off you go, Birmingham via Great Western

The number of comment posts on the Mail/Express online that boast how ‘me and all my family are voting reform’ should also be investigated IMO

a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

Doesn’t mean he thinks she has a right to vote

These polls are based on people’s likelihood of voting, and young people are more likely to stay at home than vote. Reform only have major support from the over 50s

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They didn’t nearly win - it was a trouncing. But the headline suggests it was close and influenced by a few foreign born voters.

It’s notable that the Green Party aren’t beating Labour on green issues but on social issues

AI always gets it wrong with the H&M bag 🫤

Hotel lobbies too

LIKE MOST people at the moment, my gas and electricity bills are sky high. I for one am certainly intending to use as much as I can in order to get my money's worth. Jane Hoole Garner, St Ives

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"The former British home secretary and Buddhist daughter of a Kenyan descendant of Goan Catholics, and a Mauritian Hindu descendent of Tamil, born in Harrow, studied in New York, married to a Jewish South African who lived In Israel says multiculturalism has failed."
via Daily Scar

Had to look… I saw a btl comment calling Hannah a self-centred career politician 😂

This is the greatest game ever created and I’ll 100% it before I die (although some levels seem impossible to 100%)

Rejected. But it was Corbyn that was rejected, not his domestic policies. Polanski is a completely different kind of leader.

I can’t imagine him standing up in Parliament asking the government to let the Russians help in the Novichok investigations.

Dead pigeon?

YouTube video by Sky News Zack Polanski reacts to by-election victory | Sky News coverage

Sky News don't seem as excited as the rest of us.

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