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Tom "Post-Thanksgiving Abdominal Distention" Pain

@tompain.bsky.social

He/him. Co-host of Ten Thousand Losses. Lefty educator and Philly native in exile. History, beer, language, and transit nerd. Go birds.

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Ohio State has lost the Mandate of Heaven. For Indiana to succeed they must keep the bandits in check and reform their civil service.

07.12.2025 04:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a combination urgent care and taco bell

a combination urgent care and taco bell

I'm at the combination

04.12.2025 03:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22542    ๐Ÿ” 4381    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63    ๐Ÿ“Œ 428

eagerly waiting for the shortstop from the London Kings to beat Joe Dimaggioโ€™s record in 2026.

06.12.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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new EPISODE about BUILDINGS which are TOO TALL AND THIN with @trufflehog.bsky.social:

03.12.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 300    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

inshallah

03.12.2025 04:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

youโ€™re gonna lay on your fucking horn in the middle of the night youโ€™re gonna get a wild-eyed kenzo yelling at you I donโ€™t make the fucking rules so donโ€™t act surprised dumbass

03.12.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FIVE CASH FIIIIIIVES

01.12.2025 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ntsb podcasters are on the scene

30.11.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The playoff makes no sense- so give temple a berth.

29.11.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Rock 3 - Super-continents - Steam News General simulation improvements and bug-fixes

Friends of mine with the worldbuilding disease, this program is absolutely amazing and just got a brand new update. One could say it...rocks. But for real, just running this and getting all the little imaginary tectonically-plausible worlds is incredible. store.steampowered.com/news/app/189...

29.11.2025 16:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œwhy the fuck are we invading Venezuelaโ€ should really be on at least a couple of chyrons

29.11.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3765    ๐Ÿ” 635    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 24

"leadeth" is third person singular there, Henry. maybe try knowing how archaic grammar works before making a fucking commercial dipshits it takes two seconds to look it up

28.11.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mom Brought To Tears By Thing Picked Up At Airport

Mom Brought To Tears By Thing Picked Up At Airport

Mom Brought To Tears By Thing Picked Up At Airport https://theonion.com/mom-brought-to-tears-by-thing-picked-up-at-airport-1819566026/

28.11.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 656    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

enterprise-d ordered before the lego site got logjammed, am I really one of those BUY THE THING millennials now?

28.11.2025 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no one told me TNG season 1 was this horny

I mean star trek is horny as a rule but damn

28.11.2025 04:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amon Amarth
The National
Ensiferum
Mumford & Sons
Yanni

28.11.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

heโ€™s eating the Turkey trump pardoned

27.11.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

naming an AI app samsara is really telling, we really are in the cycle of suffering arenโ€™t we folks?

27.11.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Part 1: My Life Is a Lie How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America

We have a โ€œpoverty trapโ€ and itโ€™s driving the destruction of social cohesion.

The โ€œpoverty lineโ€ isโ€™t 35,000, itโ€™s $150,000, and making more than one, and less than the other is worse than being โ€œpoorโ€.

Which is why the rage.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...

26.11.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 448    ๐Ÿ” 228    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 56

Conversations anyone can have after the sports and politics talk at thanksgiving dinner:
โ€ข Did an Anglo-Norse creole exist in the Danelaw?
โ€ข Did oceans become battlefields only in 1805 or was that artistic license by Peter Weir?
โ€ข Did Bilbo and Frodo actually go to Valinor or merely Tol Eressรซa?

27.11.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

thanksgiving strength training done so that all the overeating directly becomes gainz

27.11.2025 17:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Temple Band in the Parade!

27.11.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 58    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Templeโ€™s Marching Band in the Macyโ€™s parade.

Templeโ€™s Marching Band in the Macyโ€™s parade.

@opg.bsky.social HOOT HOOT

27.11.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

27.11.2025 13:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17218    ๐Ÿ” 3333    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 161    ๐Ÿ“Œ 188

They probably all have chatbots now

27.11.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the first holiday after the loss of a loved one is never easy

think of her fondly and the good moments you had together

27.11.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GO TEMPLE GO OWLS DO THE GOOD HONKS

27.11.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Thanksgiving Eve Penis Lore Drops On Thanksgiving eve, we have an old-school episode where the boys talk so long they run out of time for listener messages. Featuring helpful shit to say to counter dumb sports radio takes at Thanksgiv...

Helpful tips to counter sports radio narratives at Thanksgiving dinner! A bane to dumb Philly uncles worldwide.

www.podbean.com/eas/pb-xu4ck...

27.11.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

really going after me during my art of manliness days now, huh?

26.11.2025 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We really need Delaware valley devolution.

26.11.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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