@heidithewiz

Omg. Perfection

Maybe if I hit refresh a few more times, my item will ship faster

Was at 82. Ate a piece of cake with no bolus. (Costco tuxedo cake, i know you were wondering)

Later got 4 beeps of death. Like what? Felt fine. Fingerstick said 92.

Which is not dying low, so that's good. But also weird I'm not higher than a kite

You guys stopped paying for Healthcare?

If my Facebook community group is an indication, I have moved to an anti vaxxer area

I'm hoping it is not an indication because social media doesn't always reflect reality

Funny how they hate vaccines but love supplements

Hey if you don't want to live next to "4 families of strangers"maybe, I dunno, introduce yourself?

You don't like 20 people in 1 house that used to house 4 or 5? Do you think people are living that way possibly because of the high cost of housing and stagnant incomes?

Or no?

That actually is what I told them!

Someone asked me if hypothetically I could go back to 1890 what I would do

I'm like "die pretty painfully" (no insulin)

"Back then diabetics survived on a keto diet!"

I will punch you in the throat, Jason

I downloaded an app to help me be more productive and it's telling me to drink water and like, fuck you app. *sips coffee*

I may not be the target audience for this

(Or maybe I am)

I don't care if this neighborhood is full of innocent children or guilty criminals

Nobody deserves this. NOBODY. If you think someone is a criminal, then arrest them and give them due process. You don't go around tear gassing neighborhoods ffs

When you decide to pull yourself up and go run errands but after you park you realize you have 10% power and 1 unit if insulin in your pump so you have to go home

The lesson is: never try

My ears are so itchy. I thought I had skipped that particular peri symptom

Guess not

The East Wing abomination is a symbol of everything wrong with Trump

Gaudy, built by corruption, lied about the whole time, useless, for show, no nods to history or decorum

Happy birthday!

a man says okay but that 's worse in front of a woman Alt: a man says okay but that 's worse in front of a woman

But it's privately funded!

The pictures of the East Wing Demolition are killing me, smalls

Constitutionally he can't even run again but he has never let the constitution stop him before

Look at the gaslight

We were there dude. We remember

It has been 4+ weeks since I ordered furniture and there's no data on when it will come and I know it'll be nice when it gets here but I need dopamine now

Also I can't unpack until it comes and my full garage is killing me and my husband is painting the place and I HAVE FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS OK

The living and dining are now painted and it is indeed bright as hell but I like it so phew

#governmentshutdown #rottenrecipestealingbitch #epsteinlist #politicstiktok TikTok video by HeidiTheWiz

Made a tiktok about it

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8ACqor5/

I think everyone has forgotten about that "rotten, recipe stealing bitch" and Doris, I can't have that

Anytime people takk about this all I can see is an old Doonesbury cartoon where the republican is like "Birds are birds. This is what is meant by 'extremism'"

Listen I won a few ice cream cone and small fry at McDonald's so it's over for you bitches

I probably will forget and not redeem i, plus I don't eat ice cream, (dairy) but the point stands

Had 5 units left in pump as I heard to bed. Decided to be nice to morning Heidi and change it out

Pump site ripped out at 2 am and morning Heidi woke up feeling shitty

I don't know what the lesson is here

What is the psychotic thinking behind coffee enemas curing cancer?

Depends on the age. If they're old enough to make their own sandwich they can do that if they don't like the meal. If they're toddlers you're nuking some nuggets

I died at that. "I get hungry too! Don't worry, breakfast will be nice!" Like that lady isn't eating cereal at 2 am if she didn't eat dinner

The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.