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Mark Malan

@santabikerbear.bsky.social

Queer, GenXer, motorcyclist, gaymer, accountant and aspiring actor! My favorite person in the world is my amazing fiancé.

338 Followers  |  372 Following  |  201 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  2.441

Latest posts by santabikerbear.bsky.social on Bluesky

I know one who can do it.

13.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s what happens when I touch your butt too!

13.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every chance I get!

13.11.2025 18:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That is one lucky bear taking this picture!!

04.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fantastically sexy!

04.10.2025 23:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

During the press conference, it sure seemed like DJT spoke longingly about “slave babies” as if he wants to see them again.

27.06.2025 22:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t think anything remains firmly in place. Justice Jackson’s descent makes clear that we have to sue the government to protect our constitutional rights now. Don’t fall asleep now.

27.06.2025 22:36 — 👍 4    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

“We are all going to die.” - Joni Ernst, Senator from Iowa. Thank you for having the courage to express the Republican sentiment for the not-billionaires of the US out loud and proud.
The Democrats’ response should be, “We all don’t have to die so quickly.” Something like that. Workshop it!

30.05.2025 16:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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DHS says it’s in beginning stages of ‘vetting process’ for immigrant reality TV show | CNN Politics The Department of Homeland Security is reviewing a reality TV pitch where immigrants would compete for American citizenship, according to a spokesperson who said in a statement to CNN that “the show i...

This is so disturbing to me!

www.cnn.com/2025/05/16/p...

16.05.2025 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am really looking forward to trying to emigrate to Mattel, now that it has been given sovereignty by Trump.

12.05.2025 16:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Quite the compliment coming from one of my favorite accounts on this platform.

Thanks for all you do, Rick!

From your fan, Mar🐫

02.05.2025 21:03 — 👍 24618    🔁 2862    💬 511    📌 97
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Donald responds to every question about history like a fourth-grader giving a book report on a book he didn't read.

02.05.2025 00:56 — 👍 1035    🔁 95    💬 42    📌 2

A Moran asks a moron a question.

The Declaration of Independence was about, literally, the *opposite* of unity. It was about separation.

02.05.2025 00:42 — 👍 1676    🔁 387    💬 186    📌 49

Anyone seen a quote from Elise Stefanik with her feelings about Waltz’s new job?

01.05.2025 22:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Scene from Victor Victoria.  James Garner kisses Julie Andrews (in character) after proclaiming, “I don’t care if you are a man.”

Scene from Victor Victoria. James Garner kisses Julie Andrews (in character) after proclaiming, “I don’t care if you are a man.”

26.04.2025 16:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Great to meet you!

24.04.2025 07:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I guess the twink version of me died in the womb. A bear emerged from the very beginning!

21.04.2025 23:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have to agree with those who have posted. How do I select one above all the others? It’s like, “do you prefer oxygen or water?” Like I can live without either!?!?

21.04.2025 23:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A Cybertruck painted in Matte Black with a Florida license plate.

A Cybertruck painted in Matte Black with a Florida license plate.

Dude! We get it - you are a Nazi loving Trump supporter. Take it down a notch.

18.04.2025 19:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you!!

17.04.2025 17:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling ov...

Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

17.04.2025 16:59 — 👍 13261    🔁 2937    💬 87    📌 88
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Elect Nathan Sage to the Senate!

Holy shit you guys.
This ad for Iowa Senate candidate Nathan Sage is f’ng fire.
A Marine mechanic raised in a trailer park is about to send Trump humping toady Joni Ernst back to castrating hogs.
And we can help him do it.
LFG!!!
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youtu.be/wOYyZYSn_vg?...

17.04.2025 00:13 — 👍 4494    🔁 1188    💬 167    📌 76

The Trump administration’s worldview in a nutshell: If you’re white, you’re all right. If you’re brown, get out of town.

17.04.2025 10:56 — 👍 9239    🔁 1394    💬 535    📌 78

Dogs are amazing.

17.04.2025 13:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I will take one, please!

17.04.2025 13:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Supreme Court is wholly irrelevant. Every dollar spent on it from this point forward is the true definition of waste, fraud, and abuse. Shut it down and make it a museum to the “suck-up cowardly state.”

17.04.2025 13:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And the northern most.

16.04.2025 21:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The smile at the end is what makes you tots adorb!

16.04.2025 18:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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