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Renaming Pokémon to Pookiemon.

Kirby is also puntable, but...

Disney owns the bloodmoon now.

Sending Rick to SEGA, if they want him.

Would you rather become AI generated trash by Microfuckass?

Better to send Rick to Sony than Microsoft at this point.

You left me no choice.

I’m banishing you to PlayStation.

....

Selling Luigi to....

Fuck it. Disney can have Arceus.

Why would Mario do such a thing to beef over Raichu

....

.....no.

It’s a bad thing. Congratulations, you made the Super Mario Galaxy movie get cancelled.

Rick is a Minion cannibalist confirmed.

...Says the Hamster who I sent to Universal. Say hi to the minions for me.

What.

Sending Rick to Universal Studios.

I refuse to release Black & White from the basement.

And your kingdom is owned by Disney. Don’t @ me.

You know I’m in the right.

Banning the McDedede’s rename branding.

...I know, and I don’t need to hear it again. And don’t remind me a Tamagotchi being in a Mario Kart Arcade game with PAC-MAN characters, I don’t wanna hear any of it.

....Fuck no.

Fair enough.

No. Suffer and be an assist trophy.