My mom: *faces her phone screen at me* this man is crazy…
A picture of Kanye west.
Me: yeah, he’s been crazy
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Missing my ex fr
06.02.2025 20:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Officer- ma’am, why were you on your phone while driving?
Me- I’m just checking to see if Burger King donated republican
Officer-okay? Well what did it say??
28.01.2025 18:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me about to devour these chocolate chip cookies
28.01.2025 01:33 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Me walking into bluesky 💙
26.01.2025 19:39 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
I’m going to boycott YouTube if i see one more Prager U ad. It’s history erasure and attempting to dismantle our education system.
06.12.2024 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My sister broke af…bitch just got her phone re-possessed
29.11.2024 19:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In a world gone mad with chaos and blood, one man stands alone against the forces of evil. That man is Sean Brodrick.
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