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he is 100% the coward who hides the zombie bite

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Dick Durbin: Did you consult with ethics officials before you okayed the flying bribery palace?
Bondi: How dare you say I cut law enforcement?!?!?!

That also means yes. Yes, she does.

They should. And it's awkward as fuck that it happens to be goons on the federal payroll, but here we are.

Greta welcomed back in Europe

The Nobel Peace Prize should be awarded to Greta Thunberg & the participants of the Sumud Flotilla for being able to break the genocidal Israeli blockade after 19 years and for successfully promoting human rights and international law by putting their lives at risk. @nobelprize.bsky.social

Greta welcomed by activists in Greece

It is confirmed that Israel mistreated and tried to harm Greta Thunberg after she was captured, including abuse & forcing her to kiss the Israeli flag while taking pictures of her. Thanks to Swedens swift response she was successfully removed from Israel; taken back to safety with no further harm.

Damn Trump For Invading Cities To Cover Up The Epstein Files He's going to Hell.

President Pedophile Imbecile is going to Hell.

One thing the GOP loves to do is waste money on totally made up nonsense. And the media is just "How do Democrats expect to pay for Social Security???"

Carney: This is, in many respects, the most important—

Trump: The merger of Canada and the United States

Carney: That wasn't where I was going

I hate this man with the heat of 1000 suns 🤬

❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️

Trump on DC: "When I got here, this place was a raging hellhole where people would come from Canada, other places, and end up getting shot. Nobody is being shot. The National Guard has been unbelievable. They are strong tough guys."

❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️

All performative jackassery for the would-be child king.

Bro's brains are completely mashed potatoes at this point.

Trump and Bondi aren't draining the swamp - they've installed an infinity pool.

rfk jr talking at mic while trump is behind him DO NOT NOTTAKE ΤΑΚE ACETAMINOPHEN! If you're experiencing pain for whatever reason, take something that worked really well for me, every day, for 14 years straight- heroin..."

#satire #rfkjr

Howard Lutnick trump's commerce secretary was Jeffrey Epstein's next door neighbor ; they shared a fence.

That's it. Thats the skeet.

#LutnickLicksTrumpsNuts

the thing I love about our current era is how dignified everything is

a shutdown, but with morons and grifters and crackpots, too, oh my!

here's today's post: "a shutdown, but with morons" — and grifters and crackpots, too, oh my!
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Congratulations to Pam Bondi for winning the "Most Likely to Throw Shade During an Oversight Hearing Award."

“He’s a world class leader. He’s a man who knows what he wants. I’m not surprised he won substantially and he’s probably more popular now. He’s a good man. He does a great job but he’s a tough negotiator.”

That’s probably the only answer coming out of this guy’s mouth that has ever made any sense

Lutnick was Epstein next door neighbor shared fence with him.

Over 100 marijuana plants sprouted on the Anaheim Stadium playing field in 1976 after The Who played a concert there.

This is fascism in a nutshell. Right here. "A counter-revolution against a revolution that never occurred."

Please remember to spay or neuter your conservative relatives.

Journalism died a while ago and we keep propping it up "Weekend at Bernie's"-style

i think Taylor Swift needs to send her troops to Texas

fascism: for when you are literally too stupid to govern democratically

I saw some video circulating where someone said Pete Hegseth was a Green Beret and I'm not very knowledgeable surrounding the military but I'm pretty sure the only thing he has elite training in is being able to locate every liquor store and bad suit within a 10 mile radius to precision

there is an absolute zero chance of me learning how to use mastodon

Puppy killer is complaining about what ICE agents can eat in Chicago, apparently no restaurants are willing to serve them. Chicago, we see you, and we love you for this! You guys are amazing!

#Chicago 🤘🏼