Josh @jambrose - Bluesky Profile

All due respect to Danny Elfman but I could happily go thru the rest of my life without ever hearing "this is halloween" ever again.

01.11.2025 17:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do I deserve a quality home entertainment system?

30.10.2025 02:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Basically, America is just one big casino, and ya gambled with the rest of your life before you even knew it.

27.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Excited to see Reze Arc in 2 hours!

27.10.2025 23:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dippin that dog dippin that dog are you dippin that dippin that dog

27.10.2025 23:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am the deluxe burger you didn't eat all of on the greatest night of your life, when you were falling in love, because you didn't want to be too full to kiss or maybe fuck.

18.10.2025 00:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Blue sky is like a time warp for me. 8 posts ago was 6 months ago when I said I jogged 2.5 miles. I ended up hurting myself pretty bad in May (5 months ago) from running and haven't really been active since. My summer was a wash and I feel much regret for not being better to myself

10.10.2025 03:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When two penises rub together, an angel gets its wings

10.10.2025 03:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

First they came for the trans, then they came for the autists, etc.

23.09.2025 15:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I always forget how much I'm missing out on over here.

20.09.2025 11:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good boy

03.08.2025 13:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I would try that

23.06.2025 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So lucky

10.06.2025 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@jambrose.bsky.social and I finally met the Grand Rapids Wizard!

26.05.2025 21:16 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Big time but I don't mind, I hate it here

23.04.2025 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🙇‍♂️🥵🥵🥵🥵

23.04.2025 01:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

X2?!!!!!!

22.04.2025 23:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will be the world's first fuckable pope

22.04.2025 01:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🚨ALERT🚨

22.04.2025 01:24 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yessss!!!! Forhill is awesome I didn't know about this! Will put it on my list!

22.04.2025 01:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

one of my latest kinks is building a new sleep playlist every few weeks or so,. theres nothing like stumbling upon perfect non-AI ambient music to throw on there. i accept suggestions

17.04.2025 01:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

this kicks asssss

17.04.2025 01:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You had me at ambience. Glad I did not miss!

09.04.2025 19:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If I die mysteriously soon it's probably my next door neighbor who dunnut. Fuckin prick! Jk he aight

26.03.2025 02:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

23.03.2025 14:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We're gifted little wins amidst a crushing heel to make it not so apparent

21.03.2025 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe 5/4 but deffo 5/8 and 6/11

21.03.2025 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

17.03.2025 19:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I have been waiting for this emoji for years🫩

17.03.2025 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i'm keeping a log of how many miles I put on my running shoes. I'm trying to find the general mileage they start to fail for me, because I want to maximize the benefit of my investment. Jfc what is wrong with me. (capitalism)

16.03.2025 16:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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