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Opinion | Who’s winning the U.S.-Iran war? Russia and China. Oil disruption benefits Russia, as does less U.S. aid for Ukraine. And Iran distracts from China.

Zelensky said more Patriots were used in 3 days fighting Iran than used by Ukraine since 2022. Imagine how much Ukrainian energy infrastructure—and how many Ukrainian civilians—might have survived the winter if Trump had sent more Patriots to Ukraine rather than to a “war of whim.” wapo.st/4ui9QzJ

09.03.2026 11:30 — 👍 43    🔁 16    💬 2    📌 0

Hey @reform-uk-official.bsky.social - tell your boy to get his flabby arse back to Clacton and start fixing the potholes and cost of living concerns for the people of that town.

09.03.2026 11:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Badenoch seems to be deeply online in a bubble of self approval which is always a dangerous & misguided place to be.

09.03.2026 11:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i.e. this position.

09.03.2026 10:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Must be quite a weird life to be living *at this stage* where you are "whatever" or "don't know" when it comes to your view on Trump.
Who are these people?

09.03.2026 10:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump's 30-35% MAGA base is never going to detach from him.
It's a cult of personality too heavily invested to ever draw a red line on any of his idiocy/malfeasance.
Despite all of his lies, open corruption & blatant incompetence, only nature's ultimate weapon (death) will rid us of this charlatan 🙏

09.03.2026 09:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

only fan pressure will do it I think. Our fans got a dodgy Asian sponsor dropped quickly by publicly criticising the club and yet far too many of those same fans stay on X and seemingly don't give a toss.

09.03.2026 09:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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On this day in 1977.
#NCFC 1 vs Middlesbrough 0.
Ryan ⚽
Crowd: 16625.
Division 1 win #45/214.
#CanaryFiles

09.03.2026 09:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We were very lucky to persuade him to come to Norfolk. He is a PL level manager/coach who took a chance with us 2nd from bottom of the Champ in a right hole. Remarkable he's got us out of that in 3 months but yesterday was a stretch too far for now.

09.03.2026 08:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

US & Israel is determined to inflict generational damage on Iran's infrastructure - not sure how that helps the people rise up and take charge of the country.

09.03.2026 08:32 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With the way oil/gas prices and the world stock markets are rapidly heading, I suspect by the end of this week we will know just how desperate Trump is to distract us all with a war to keep his Epstein relationships off the front pages.

09.03.2026 08:25 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Disappointed we couldn't keep it closer. A poor 1st half from us not helped by our top 2 strikers currently missing.
Good experience on a bigger stage though for the younger players.
Interesting to see who you get in the draw - Port Vale or Man City?

09.03.2026 08:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm sure the good folk of #Clacton who voted for the frog-faced fascist will offer him their love & support at this difficult and humiliating time.

09.03.2026 08:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every #NCFC defeat is disappointing but always provides lessons to be learnt.
Clement is charged with a young and inexperienced squad currently depleted by injury.
Confident he can get us through to the summer for a re-build and a strong push for a top 8 (now) play-off spot next season.
Onwards..🙏

09.03.2026 08:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

The continued allegiance of English footy clubs (inc. #NCFC) and local/national football media figures to X is utterly baffling and shameful for them.
One day the dam will break.

09.03.2026 07:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lady Haw Haw has thoughts..

08.03.2026 21:14 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hertha Ayrton - Wikipedia

Wonderful thread of brilliant scientists.
Can I add the name of Hertha Ayrton (don't think she is in your thread). A remarkable life as a scientist, inventor and suffragette.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hertha_...

08.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No bells to be rung tonight for #NCFC but congratulations to captain Kenny on his 300th game for the Canaries.

08.03.2026 20:38 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would really like to have seen Makama rough up that Leeds defence but sadly #NCFC were missing the spark up front against a higher quality opposition.
Good to see Forson back on a pitch. *If* he can stay fit, could be a good option for the remains of the season.

08.03.2026 20:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nostril news from CNN. 🤔
Not as though there isn't much happening in the world 🙄

08.03.2026 20:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not #Norfolk

08.03.2026 19:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The weight of FA Cup history was too great (as were the missing strikers). 😢
2nd best all over the pitch.
Wembley remains but a dream for another year. 🥴
Good experience though for some of our younger lads. 👊
We can now focus on finishing 14th in the league 😆
#NCFC

08.03.2026 18:35 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

looks more like your side of last season which didn't do too bad against us.
We're as full strength as we can be with the injuries we have.

08.03.2026 15:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's the magic of the Cup..

08.03.2026 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bowie for the albums but Bolan for the singles.
That's my immutable law of nature.

08.03.2026 15:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😉

08.03.2026 14:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
T.REX  "Ride A White Swan"
YouTube video by trexmarcbolan T.REX "Ride A White Swan"

Preparing myself for the #NCFC game with a bit of Bolan - because why not.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHom...

08.03.2026 14:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Manchester City v Norwich City F.A. Cup 5th Round 16-03-1963
YouTube video by The Free Football Library Manchester City v Norwich City F.A. Cup 5th Round 16-03-1963

Just stumbled upon highlights of the #NCFC 2-1 win at Man City in R5 of the FA Cup in 1963!
Terry Allcock ⚽⚽
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFng...

08.03.2026 12:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Who fixes the drains in Dubai?
Is Mullins plumbing the depths for his shitty business model?

08.03.2026 10:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Mullins (DynoRod Stewart) latest desperate post out of Dubai (he may have scuttled back to the UK).
Doesn't seem overly taxed (no pun intended) by current geo-political issues in the region..
I hope he's able to still source shepherd's pie over there.

08.03.2026 09:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0