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a fireman wearing a helmet and a rescue squad armband is spraying water ALT: a fireman wearing a helmet and a rescue squad armband is spraying water

Just a side note. A bar of soap alone would not make a difference. An industrial pressure washer might, however. Last good bath that Steve Bannon probably had was when he was in prison.

30.10.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just a reminder โ€ฆ

29.10.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3406    ๐Ÿ” 1196    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

They are intentionally thinning the herd.

29.10.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Literally hereโ€™s the result of the brain scan.

29.10.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m stealing that!

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โ€œLike the exams I decided to take while I was at Walter Reedโ€. Umโ€ฆ. You donโ€™t decide to take this test, they give it to you ๐Ÿ™„

29.10.2025 01:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lara Trump and Kimberly Guillifoyle???๐Ÿ˜ฌ

28.10.2025 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember when he was up in the roof of the White House for no reason? I had a stepmom with Alzheimerโ€™s (dadโ€™s second marriage after mom died late in life) she started wandering into dangerous situationsโ€ฆlike into the parking lot while we were all out at a restaurant for dinner.

28.10.2025 23:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ for real

27.10.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 539    ๐Ÿ” 127    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

The cute fuzzy and adorable content we all need right now. I follow all animal content creators.

28.10.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.10.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He either had all of it spirited away to Mar a Lago, or he had a private auction to sell off American history to the highest bidders.

Maybe both.

Probably both.

27.10.2025 21:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 134    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Trump is trying to invalidate the pardon of Hunter Biden so he can go after him.

28.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

He is trying to nullify the Hunter Biden pardon so he can go after him. He canโ€™t find anything to go after Joe about, so heโ€™ll go after Hunter.

28.10.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Would love to โ€œLauren Bobbitโ€ Florida-duh. If ya know, ya know.

28.10.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Boycott chic fil a!

28.10.2025 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People. The reason they keep giving him the test every few months is because they are tracking the trajectory of his Alzheimerโ€™s that has now been complicated by a stroke. If they are telling him he โ€œ passed the testโ€ all it means is his dementia hasnโ€™t gotten worse since the last time.

28.10.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My rainier photo. One of the most beautiful National parks in the nation. Please get out and see and support your National parks. Fight to keep them protected, a legacy to pass to our childrenโ€™s children. #mountainmonday.

28.10.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The reason they keep giving him the test every few months is to track the trajectory of his dementia. If heโ€™s being told he โ€œdid a great job and he passed the testโ€ it just means he hasnโ€™t had a significant slide since the last test. Alzheimerโ€™s plateaus before suddenly taking dramatic downturns.

28.10.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hereโ€™s my painting for today! If you know, you know.

27.10.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ophelia by John Everette Millais. Part of the Pre Raphealite movement in art, it depicts the Shakespearean character Ophelia from Hamlet, when she drowns herself. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.

27.10.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thatโ€™s an insult to rice pudding๐Ÿ™„

27.10.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And Mike Johnson

25.10.2025 20:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Steven miller

25.10.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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