@typejunky.bsky.social

Item in Wickes called hammered knobs.

Yates's on a Saturday night.

Nah you’ll go way before I do

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Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.

@benjamta.bsky.social

Oh. I forgot to mention. I was murdered today.

We had tradesmen in—you know, people with Proper Jobs that involve hammers & knowing things instead of emails & whimsy—and one of them helped moved my TV. As we did, the Robotnik from my Lego Sonic set fell over. "Oh," he said, "your toy's fallen down"

The one thing Facebook is good for is learning which of your high school friends would've given away Anne Frank's hiding spot.

@yanny-mac.bsky.social

When your husband is getting inaugurated at 5 but you have to kill Roger Rabbit at 6.

A little bit of hope after a terrible week A survival guide to the next four years.

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we’re looking at the black leather backseat of a car where a dog is supposed to be riding. a great dane puppy’s head is nestled in between the head rests on the left and middle, facing forward. his booty and back legs dangle from between the head rests on the middle and right. there is no sign of his body or front limbs. we hope they’re in the trunk area, but we’re actually not 100% confident this is a single dog.

This is Howard. He couldn't decide where to sit. Wound up in two places at once and may require some assistance. 13/10

24/01483/A | Object to Digital Screen on Haymarket Help stop huge new digital advertising screen on Haymarket Wildstone are hoping to install a huge digital advertising screen above Mountain Warehouse, on Haymarket. View full application (or sear...

🚨 People of Norwich! Ad company Wildstone want to install a huge 40' wide digital billboard in our pedestrianised historic city centre.

Please get your objections in to this gargantuan slice of dystopia 🙏 - our city is better than this!

@adfreecities.bsky.social

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A picture of some duck feet and a beak in a jar with a label saying “the amazing invisible duck”

This is the amazing invisible duck from the museum of curiosity in Nottingham.

@benjamta.bsky.social

Tragically missing out on the chance to commemorate in drone form the biggest story of 2024 (The destruction of the Cpt Tom Memorial Spa)

A photograph of a cheesy pineapple hedgehog and the instructions on how to put one together

Cheesy pineapple, anyone?
(It’s how we roll in Ladybird land)

Happy New Year 🥂

Sorry, a bit late for you to gather all the ingredients for tomorrow’s menu but hopefully your cooks and maids will do it all. (Menu for the day - 1911)

Love that!

Ha! Me too 😁

Ooh it’s very good

Nope!

Geeeeettttt…. DRESSED, you merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day!

Can report the freezer is completely silent. Lack of windows made it a tiny bit coffinesque but worth it. :)

There were many hazards. But Christmas innit?

I hate to admit it’s my house! Giving up my bed for the elderly parents. And every other bed is arranged in a complicated configuration 😂😂

It’s where all the cool cats are sleeping this year. Not under the guest room.

Definitely that!

Worse. It’s my house 😂

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