CDC advisers make their first childhood vaccine edit
The committee voted 8-3 to recommend delaying the use of a measles, mumps, rubella and chicken pox vaccine that about 15 percent of children receive.
Senator Bill Cassidy needs to be asked about RFKβs ACIP panel every single day until RFK no longer heads HHS. βSome members seemed confused about the data they were being presented. After their vote on the program that provides free vaccines for children, some members asked what they just voted on.β
18.09.2025 23:49 β π 91 π 38 π¬ 3 π 3
look I may have to flee my country but at least I won't have to pay my student loans
19.09.2025 02:03 β π 77 π 14 π¬ 3 π 0
Call me radical, but I think we *don't* need to have polite chats with racists who are spewing conspiracy theories that keep motivating white supremacists to massacre our fellow citizens, and we *don't* need to have bipartisan deals with fascists trying to destroy our democracy and our government.
17.09.2025 20:24 β π 5095 π 1201 π¬ 112 π 50
NEWS
The United Kingdom will recognize Palestine as a state this weekend after President Trump leaves.
Full Story: bit.ly/3VSffxh
17.09.2025 20:48 β π 420 π 61 π¬ 11 π 10
(XII) Any other pornographic material.
(B) Is a depiction, description, or simulation, whether real, animated, digitally generated, written, or auditory, that includes a disconnection between biology and gender by an individual of 1 biological sex imitating, depicting, or representing himself or herself to be of the other biological sex by means of a combination of attire, cosmetology, or prosthetics, or as having a reproductive
News orgs HAVE to stop calling these porn bans. Yes, #HB4938, does also criminalize porn β also terrible βΒ it goes far beyond that.
LGBTQ+ sites, social media sites, community forums, Shakespeare, drag, a review of Mrs. Doubtfire, all punishable by jail $500K fine and twenty years in jail.
15.09.2025 20:37 β π 1807 π 1079 π¬ 15 π 45
Ok grandma letβs get you back to bed.
17.09.2025 17:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
(trying to explain "fuck, marry, kill" to a black widow spider) no it's *three different* guys
08.09.2025 22:34 β π 2481 π 512 π¬ 39 π 6
Sir, and I mean this with all due respectβ¦. π
08.09.2025 05:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man reassures two grieving parents "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino." Behind him is a poster that says "ask about our "Homer in the Bushes" Coffin!" displaying a graphic of the famed Simpsons meme.
08.09.2025 01:13 β π 9549 π 1461 π¬ 93 π 53
Countdown begins til he is found filthy, cowering in a damp dark basement, living on raw fish, raving that chatgpt taught him "the quantum secrets of symbolic recursion cascades" and that is why he needs to annihilate his family
08.09.2025 04:55 β π 39 π 4 π¬ 2 π 0
Light up construction/road sign that says βDO NOT HONKβ
Another light up construction/road sign that says βDO NOT HONKβ
Tim Robinson yelling voice
06.09.2025 14:52 β π 1287 π 143 π¬ 32 π 16
β’ My IQ is 143. I was invited to Mensa.
β’ I've been leading the resistance since the beginning.
β’ I'm a Criminologist with extensive education & experience in abnormal psych.
β’ I have a minor degree in Philosophy & Native Studies (our oppressed peoples)
β’ I'm autistic & therefore only deal in facts
Oh no you donβt I took a screenshot for my funny joke
27.08.2025 00:15 β π 967 π 105 π¬ 45 π 15
Cracker Barrel should have just released the Epstein Files
27.08.2025 00:08 β π 314 π 49 π¬ 8 π 1
"I wish janitors made a living wage"
26.08.2025 23:23 β π 1324 π 230 π¬ 0 π 0
MULDER AND SCULLY: [eating toast] we want to believe itβs butter
22.08.2025 00:18 β π 327 π 94 π¬ 5 π 1
Last date idea.
23.08.2025 21:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
my good friend Buffalo Bill assures everyone that I've never skinned anyone alive
23.08.2025 02:22 β π 205 π 26 π¬ 5 π 2
I don't know what millennial needs to hear this, but you don't love milfs, you just love women your age
22.08.2025 23:26 β π 55 π 6 π¬ 3 π 1
Six federal agents arresting a guy for the horrible crime of eating in public.
Thank you to the brave men and women who are destroying the freedom and dignity of our nationβs citizens! With your help, our pedophile in chief will remain safely in power.
22.08.2025 21:19 β π 306 π 116 π¬ 13 π 4
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
14.02.2025 22:55 β π 1122 π 200 π¬ 20 π 5
I put my pants on just like everyone else: crying
01.03.2025 16:32 β π 565 π 106 π¬ 5 π 4
The Reactorverse Pop Culture Quiz is a movie trivia series that is a revamp of a weekly game show hosted by @nerdchronic.bsky.social and @videodrew.bsky.social. We use to do this show twice a week for nearly 3 years and we are now relaunching it with an all new look, new guests and new quizzes.
13.08.2025 23:14 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
13.08.2025 06:06 β π 19014 π 7405 π¬ 395 π 996
"Female frogs fake their death to avoid mating with males they don't like
This behavior is called 'tonic immobility'."
Also explains G&Ts
26.07.2025 12:31 β π 62 π 19 π¬ 2 π 0
Two news headlines:
Caitlin Clark's rookie card fetches $660,000 at auction in record sale
WNBA players say they're not paid what they're owed. Are they right?
Her salary is $78,000, so based on the first piece of information I'd say yes she is not being paid what she's worth.
26.07.2025 04:04 β π 2342 π 318 π¬ 30 π 16
Guys Iβm kind of losing my mind trying to find things to occupy my time while taking care of my mom. Any recs for movies/shows/books/anything?
19.07.2025 15:39 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
Andrew Cuomo just posted this video on threads with no caption.
16.07.2025 18:05 β π 3430 π 305 π¬ 336 π 102
A very large roly-poly light brown bunny rabbit wearing a tiny SF Giants ballcap is cuddled by a man wearing a Giants jersey.
please meet Alex the Great, a therapy bunny who works at the San Fran airport and now Giants games to help people who are overwhelmed
LOOK AT HIS TINY BALLCAP. LOOK AT IT.
16.07.2025 13:49 β π 20724 π 3091 π¬ 310 π 220
Anyone else seen The Rule of Jenny Pen yet? Itβs FUCKING incredible. Terrifying. Lithgow and Rush in top form. Couldnβt recommend it highly enough.
16.07.2025 20:51 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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