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Lead programmer on Slay the Spire 2 at Mega Crit, previously early GitHub. Number one best programmer 0 bugs perfect record. ๐Ÿ“NYC

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ok which labubus are these

18.07.2025 02:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah i think your preference is the more common one. not sure why iโ€™ve never liked that part of it!

17.07.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i love games with a lot of build diversity, but i hate coming up with the builds myself. i just want to follow a bunch of cool build guides and feel OP. is this a weird preference, or is this how most people are with these types of games?

16.07.2025 23:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so are we just gonna run out of MAC address space once we have nanobot swarms? why is no one freaking out about this?

08.04.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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tech industry really isnโ€™t what it used to be

12.03.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

which rapper do you think is most likely to have contributions in the linux kernel (besides doechii obviously)

22.02.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s like if lebron dunked on me and i was like โ€œyou fought wellโ€

20.02.2025 03:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fuckin cracks me up when you're overpowered for a level in a video game and the boss is dramatically like "you... fought... well..." after you one-shot his ass lmao

20.02.2025 02:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iphone apps gotta stop hijacking the screenshot button, no one wants to do your fuckin โ€œnative shareโ€ that takes 5 taps and shows multiple ads

19.02.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i know time is our most precious resource, but also how do i fast forward the next two weeks until monster hunter wilds is out

17.02.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

love this!! awesome explanation and the drawings are gorgeous ๐ŸŽ‰

do you think 96 cores falls into the โ€œextreme casesโ€ bucket? iโ€™ve never seen a consumer-focused CPU with more than 24, and i think even threadrippers top out at 64

26.01.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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spending the holidays with two of my oldest friends

31.12.2024 00:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i genuinely cannot remember hanukkah starting this late in the year in my entire life. probably climate change related

26.12.2024 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wastewater COVID-19 National and Regional Trends CDCโ€™s National Wastewater Surveillance System, U.S. National trends

From Sept through Nov, levels of the virus in wastewater, one of the most reliable metrics now that cases are no longer tracked, were unusually low. At various points over that span, hospitalizations & deaths also neared all-time lows. Thatโ€™s not to say we are in for a COVID-less Christmas.

21.12.2024 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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COVIDโ€™s End-of-Year Surprise The dreaded โ€œwinter waveโ€ looks different this year.

#Covid #Covid19 #RSV #Flu #Vaccine #RespiratorySyncytialVirus #Christmas #Xmas
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Since the pandemic began, the week between Christmas and New Yearโ€™s has coincided with the dreaded โ€œwinter wave." But something weird is happening this year.

Abridged (shortened) article thread โฌ‡๏ธ 5 min

21.12.2024 07:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 89
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Back of ricola bags lookin like valheim inventory

14.12.2024 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ“บ Watch the full trailer here: youtu.be/ttVtllHkb4E
โš™๏ธ Wishlist on Steam: s.team/a/2868840
๐Ÿ‘พ Join us on Discord: discord.gg/slaythespire

13.12.2024 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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The first gameplay trailer for Slay the Spire 2 has been revealed at #TheGameAwards!

Step into the newly evolved Spire with a new and returning cast of characters, as well as an arsenal of brand new cards, relics, and potions โš”๏ธโœจ

What new strategies and challenges await...?

13.12.2024 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 593    ๐Ÿ” 151    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 57
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@jakecard.bsky.social's pick: Monster Hunter: World ๐Ÿฆ– @monsterhunter.capcomusa.com

"Picked it back up for the 1st time since 2018. Most rewarding combat ever, and the equipment upgrade loop gets in my brain wrinkles perfectly. Can't wait to hit some Perfect Rushes with my Sword & Shield in Wilds!"

12.12.2024 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We heard you were all waiting for a certain gaming award ceremony today, so we've got you covered...

๐Ÿ† THE SECOND ANNUAL CRITTIES ARE HERE โœจ

Let's take a look at the favorite games our team played this year--which may or may not have actually come out this year! ๐Ÿ˜

12.12.2024 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

his empire extends at least as far as PDX last time i was there!

10.12.2024 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

beautiful work as always ๐Ÿ˜

10.12.2024 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the best app for transferring files from your iphone to your pc is discord

10.12.2024 19:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
green jordans

green jordans

to all my sports friends: weโ€™re going to the celtics game!! ok you can stop reading this post now

to everyone else: ok itโ€™s safe weโ€™re going to see wicked lol

25.11.2024 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the fun part about writing C is that you can do a little math error and accidentally allocate a few more bytes than you mean to

21.11.2024 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my great regret about becoming a programmer: i find it impossible to enjoy city-building games anymore :( i used to be so enchanted by the magic of all the little people running around in there, but now that i have a rough idea of how it all works, i just donโ€™t have any fun playing them. very sad :(

21.11.2024 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my favorite autobattler? i would have to say the yahoo fantasy football app

18.11.2024 02:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

good luck!!

14.11.2024 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All the Bluesky advice threads are like when someone at a restaurant explains how โ€œwe do it a little differently hereโ€ and itโ€™s just tapas

10.11.2024 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2405    ๐Ÿ” 530    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

the example is so good too. allowing every STS2 character to wear a scarf would a be a multi-day task lol

11.11.2024 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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