Sean Connery

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR MOTHER SOUNDS LIKE IN BED, TREBEK?

ALSO THAT SHOULD BE INCORRECT GIVE ME MY LOST MONEY BACK YOU RUBE

YOUR MOTHER SOUNDS LIKE ONE WHEN I’M IN HER BASS CLEF, TREBEK

HAW HAW HAW HAW

Sorry, you forgot to phrase it in the form of a question. You lose $1000.

(Your current score: -$24400)

THAT, OF COURSE, REFERS TO THE PREPARATORY WORK PRIOR TO PERFORMING CUNNILINGUS ON YOUR MOTHER, TREBEK

POW

Sorry, you forgot to phrase it in the form of a question. You lose $1400.

(Your current score: -$23400)

THAT WOULD BE THE CUSHIONS IN YOUR MOTHER’S HOTEL ROOM

ROOM 825 AT THE MARRIOT NASSAU, SHE ASKED THE CONCIERGE FOR MY ROOM SERVICE SPECIFICALLY

HAW HAW HAW HAW

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(Your current score: -$22000)

EIGHT INCHES DEEP IN YOUR MOTHER WITH MY SPEAR BEING THE SOLE INDUCTEE

HAW HAW HAW HAW

LUCILLE

BECAUSE I’D CALL MYSELF A STAR AND THAT’S YOUR MOTHER’S NAME TREBEK

HAW HAW HAW HAW

Sorry, you forgot to phrase it in the form of a question. You lose $1000.

(Your current score: -$20600)

THAT WOULD BE YOUR MOTHER, TREBEK. SHE’S A SWINGER, I CAN MAKE HER COO, AND BANGING HER IS ALWAYS IN SEASON

POW

Sorry, you forgot to phrase it in the form of a question. You lose $1600.

(Your current score: -$19600)

TOOK YOUR MOTHER’S VIRGINIATY

HAW HAW HAW HAW

Sorry, you forgot to phrase it in the form of a question. You lose $2000.

(Your current score: -$18000)

THAT WOULD BE MR. BANGING YOUR MOTHER.

IT’S A PSEUDONYM IVE ALSO ADOPTED, TREBEK

HAW HAW HAW HAW

YOUR MOTHER WAS GETTING INTO SOME TROUBLE RAMMING *MY* SUPERMARKET LAST NIGHT, TREBEK

SHE RAMMED THE DELI MEATS LIKE NO ONE ELSE I’VE EVER SEEN

HAW HAW HAW HAW

YOUR MOTHER’S BACK SIDE TAKES UP ABOUT 23 SQUARE FEET OF SPACE

I’VE DONE THE MEASUREMENTS

HAW HAW HAW HAW

I THOUGHT IT WAS A TRICK WHEN I HEARD HOW EASY IT IS TO BANG YOUR MOTHER, TREBEK

HAW HAW HAW HAW

Sorry, you forgot to phrase it in the form of a question. You lose $1400.

(Your current score: -$16000)

IT’S A FRENCH EXPRESSION. “BONJOUR MADEMOISELLE! I’D LIKE TO SEE LETI TS NOW!”

HAW HAW HAW HAW

I’LL TAKE LETI TS NOW FOR 800

Sorry, you forgot to phrase it in the form of a question. You lose $2000.

(Your current score: -$14600)

I’M CLAPPING HER, I’M DOING HER, THE ANSWER HERE IS YOUR MOTHER, TREBEK

HAW HAW HAW HAW

Sorry, you forgot to phrase it in the form of a question. You lose $800.

(Your current score: -$12600)

YOUR MOTHER WAS ALWAYS QUITE DEFT AT PLAYING MY CLARINET, TREBEK

HAW HAW HAW HAW

Sorry, you forgot to phrase it in the form of a question. You lose $1200.

(Your current score: -$11800)

IS NOT AS GOOD IN BED AS YOUR MOTHER, TREBEK

HAW HAW HAW HAW

Sorry, you forgot to phrase it in the form of a question. You lose $1200.

(Your current score: -$10600)

YOUR MOTHER

POW

Sorry, you forgot to phrase it in the form of a question. You lose $1400.

(Your current score: -$9400)