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Jason Roche

@jasonroche.bsky.social

Unfloppable. Home carer and podcaster Like and re(skies?) are not endorsements (he/him)

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A color photo of a brown horse with a large white marking down the center of the nose, the horse is dressed up in a custom Thomas the Tank Engine from childrens tv costume, a popular choice for equestrian fancy dress events its precious animals nature beauty

A color photo of a brown horse with a large white marking down the center of the nose, the horse is dressed up in a custom Thomas the Tank Engine from childrens tv costume, a popular choice for equestrian fancy dress events its precious animals nature beauty

05.03.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 804    πŸ” 221    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 40
05.03.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so proud of myself for that one. Even if the phrase isn't commonly used anymore.

05.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

twitter vs bluesky

05.03.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 705    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Old Sheep looking like an 80's pop duo?

Mutton dressed as Wham.

05.03.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
pencil sketch of annoyed cat on a window sill with a big-nose dog on the ground looking up at it

pencil sketch of annoyed cat on a window sill with a big-nose dog on the ground looking up at it

Just had to move home.

One result of that is having to sort through huge piles of years of dismissed scribbles. Like this one.

I'll be posting discovered stuff & process art at my Patreon.
Β£3 to support me is all it takes to see it all. Ta
www.patreon.com/jambookshopuk

05.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Airports Overwhelmed By Dubai Influencers Filming β€˜Emotional Return Home’ Videos AIRPORT arrival halls across the world are experiencing major delays due to a surge in influencers returning home from Dubai. Clogging up terminals with cameras, lighting rigs and ring lights, travellers have been warned to add …

Airports Overwhelmed By Dubai Influencers Filming 'Emotional Return Home' Videos https://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2026/03/05/airports-overwhelmed-by-dubai-influencers-filming-emotional-return-home-videos/

05.03.2026 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4

Famine level evictions in Ireland
Some f*cking housing policy by a government that doesn't care about anything only profits
Disgusting

#speirgorm

05.03.2026 11:28 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no! Did the lil influencer have to not go outside to make 'sponsored content' during a war and a pandemic?

My heart truly goes out to him...

05.03.2026 10:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok i know you would still love me if i were a worm but babe, would you still love me if i started a podcast?

05.03.2026 10:08 β€” πŸ‘ 103    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Just remembered when Cork folk tried to claim 'yurt' as their own.

I did not and still will not stand for such Limerick erasure.

05.03.2026 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least they have their own slang now. I remember a time they tried to claim Limericks 'yurt' as their own. I did not stand for such erasure.

05.03.2026 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A post in the UK Comedy gig list forum

Anonymous participant: Hi all,
I’m looking for comedians for Wednesday 1st April for a comedy night at a pub in Milton Keynes. If interested please comment and we will contact you

Anonymous participant 578 (me): Yeah sure, DM me

Anonymous participant: I’m unable to message as your anonymous

Anonymous participant 578 (me): I'll DM you then

Anonymous participant 578 (me): I’m unable to message as your anonymous

A post in the UK Comedy gig list forum Anonymous participant: Hi all, I’m looking for comedians for Wednesday 1st April for a comedy night at a pub in Milton Keynes. If interested please comment and we will contact you Anonymous participant 578 (me): Yeah sure, DM me Anonymous participant: I’m unable to message as your anonymous Anonymous participant 578 (me): I'll DM you then Anonymous participant 578 (me): I’m unable to message as your anonymous

I anonymously applied to an anonymous gig and we have found ourselves at an impasse.

04.03.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Your comment didn’t just boost my engagement; it rewired my DNA. 🧬

While others sleep, we’re building empires in the comments section. 🏰

A like is a handshake, but a comment? That’s a merger. 🀝

Let’s scale this dopamine to the moon! πŸ“ˆ

Agree? πŸš€
# Synergy # Scale # Grind # Legacy

04.03.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, but starring in that '2:22 A Ghost Story' thing does not make you a 'West End Star'. It's a lil work experience for non actor celebs.

04.03.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

History FACT: Adolf Hitler was a huge art lover and collector. He owned several Monets, Renoirs and Picassos, but only had one Pollock.

04.03.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, bless those two particular comics for riding the "I was in one scene of Father Ted" wagon for this long

04.03.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seen them both live. Funny enough in their own right with own material. Hanging on to that wagon does them more of a disservice each passing year.

And now there's racist people who were bit part players in a show called 'The Hardy Bucks' who are milking that cow DRY.

I hate Ireland sometimes.

04.03.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ian Miles Cheong is one of those guys where it looks like it physically hurts to be him

04.03.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 492    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 3

Every tech post I see now:

Use Blurp for porting ChatGTP nano splines to Claude and maximise your gash tokens for optimal wang performance efficiency in 35 easy steps.

04.03.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

75% of podcasts are a structure by which a group of neurodivergent people trick themselves into scheduled hangs with each other, and by extension, a decently maintained friendship.

(Positive)

04.03.2026 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 252    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 6
A photo of an Irish road sign for Banna Strand

A photo of an Irish road sign for Banna Strand

There’s always money in the

04.03.2026 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 249    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

Ammi Burke will be jailed until she gives us the secret of her shiny hair

04.03.2026 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you use Ai generated slop for your live productions posters and promo materials then you might as well not even do the show in the first place.

Why do your art when you're invalidating others art?

04.03.2026 10:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Yeonmi Park on Joe Rogan meme, with the face replaced by the X logo, with the caption "I heard that on Bluesky if you make a joke they report you to the police and the army and God, no-one posts anything because they are afraid, if you have an opinion they make you eat a live kitten while reciting Injustices, also your pee turns blue"

The Yeonmi Park on Joe Rogan meme, with the face replaced by the X logo, with the caption "I heard that on Bluesky if you make a joke they report you to the police and the army and God, no-one posts anything because they are afraid, if you have an opinion they make you eat a live kitten while reciting Injustices, also your pee turns blue"

Any posts from X about Bluesky are just this

04.03.2026 09:42 β€” πŸ‘ 128    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4
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New disabled persons’ organisation starts up in Dublin The Dublin DPO aims to bring together voices from across coalitions – groups for the blind, the mobility impaired, the autistic, and more.

A new disabled persons’ organisation has launched in Dublin. The Dublin DPO aims to bring together voices from across coalitions – groups for the blind, the mobility impaired, the autistic, and more.

04.03.2026 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
A photo of a truck with the word 'Rorisons' on the side, which sounds a little bit like how Scooby Doo would say "Morrisons"

A photo of a truck with the word 'Rorisons' on the side, which sounds a little bit like how Scooby Doo would say "Morrisons"

When Scooby Doo is asked to name his favorite supermarket:

07.08.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 232    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

One of the funniest things to come out of this are the brits who won’t leave Dubai even as it’s being bombed. One influencer adjacent guy went on a live stream on his balcony and said he’d rather be killed by Iran than go back to Wigan

03.03.2026 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1971    πŸ” 280    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 82
ian curtis rides a rollercoaster
YouTube video by Charizard X ian curtis rides a rollercoaster

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-Kv...

03.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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An incredible retraction by the Daily Telegraph today. They have apologised for publishing an article last year headlined: β€œWe earn Β£345k, but soaring private school fees mean we can’t afford to go on five holidays.” The entire story was fabricated; the family did not exist.

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