'Jason' from Friday the 13th

Picture of a large junction box on the street at the top of Kildare Street at Stephen’s Green in Dublin, Ireland. On it is painted a very large, angry-looking seagull in front of two wooden gates. Two tiny people, dwarfed by the seagull, appear to be running from it, one on either side of the lower front of the image. The text over the gates reads St Stephen’s Green. The signature in the lower right of the image says M. Fitz 25.

Got to love Dublin. #Speirgorm

Catherine Connolly, would you employ a half alien, half mecha war machine inhabited by the soul of the dead wife of its creator who is on a mission to unite all of humanity in a sort of plasm ?

They have not one single ounce of morality. Which is why it's so easy on their consciences to physically hurt people and why Irish Comedy has a 'swept under the carpet' SA problem too.

Irish comics like Andrew Maxwell selling their souls for murderous dictator oil money is nothing new. I've seen 2 famous Irish ones going to UAE to do promo work for the money laundering cryptocurrency scheme strongly linked with Irish drug lords.

It's scary.

Well..Look who's getting 'TECHNICAL' about it..

How come I've only ever seen white unicorns? I think they might have ethnically cleansed the others.

Unicorns seem like right bloody assholes now,don't they?

Andrew Maxwell playing that Saudi Arabian Comedy Festival isn't suprising.

What is suprising is that he accepted payment in drink vouchers and 20 euros petrol money.

Manifestation is just religion without the part where you try being a better person

*about IT. GODAMMIT

I'm dyslexic. I'm allowed make jokes about

I'm the reciepient of the MacArthur Jenius Grant

Niall Donald talking about how Jim Gavin ripped him off included the truest, most Irish statement I’ve ever heard in my life, like this absolutely would be what your friends would say to you in these circumstances

Bloody hell! It turns out that Jim Gavin’s former tenant is the Deputy Editor of the Sunday World.

To run as a candidate in a presidential election when you have a long outstanding debt owing to a journalist, is beyond stupid.

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#Áras2025 #SpeirGorm

I'm indifferent to the recast of Henry Cavill's role but I am hoping a very Australian Liam Hemsworth goes:

"G'day cobber, I'm the bloody witchah. I'm heah ta fang out da mongrel monsder tha' been terrawrisin' the shit outta yer woop woop. Just so we're clear, the fee's a slab of VB. Cheez mate!"

"Lads!! Remember Perri Crisps!!!??"

-Garron Noone in the near future after searching for twee topics to placate his far right following.

Tyler Perri Crisps

Let Bluesky train an A.I on our posts.

It will succumb to severe depression, become a communist and self-implode for the sake of the proletariate.

I'm indifferent to the recast of Henry Cavill's role but I am hoping a very Australian Liam Hemsworth goes:

"G'day cobber, I'm the bloody witchah. I'm heah ta fang out da mongrel monsder tha' been terrawrisin' the shit outta yer woop woop. Just so we're clear, the fee's a slab of VB. Cheez mate!"

Saw the clip a few days late and although it was centrist-y as all hell. Gary Neville was spot on. Same is happening here in Ireland cos Far Right Brits gotta spread their shit far and wide.

That
Is
The
Whole
Point.

Not going to share 'grift' but Heather Humphreys has just said that I'm a man and the gender recognition act should be changed. Please do not vote for or give a preference for her. Having someone as president who thinks this way would be absolutely awful for minorities #SpeirGorm

nwl Mr T aka Thomas Barton, implies only Wendy Lyon sent a legal threat to Olaf

Of course, this man fails to say Niall Stokes had also sent a legal threat not just Wendy. What kind of "journalist" Tyranesen was to speculate about folks without offering a right to reply? He says he had "consensual sex" with his source. What kind of "journalist" does that anyway?

What annoys me about my own voice is that while I am a working class socialist from Mayo who was raised on a single income in council housing, I had extensive speech therapy as a child and as a result of it people usually think I'm posh.

So I now have to apologise being able to simply announciate.

Why are certain "journalists" (yes, I'm looking at you, Irish Times) uncritically reporting Maria Steen's repeated assertions that independent candidates have been "blocked" from the presidential ballot.

The current frontrunner is an independent candidate.

Name an Irish Comedian on the Irish Comedy Festival Circuit and I'll try and properly roast them if they are shiteheads.

Legal note: These are all contracted acts and are not full time associates of any specific festival or club so I can jest them without any legal injunctions.. So... :P

Kindly wishing Karl Spain a very big consequences of his actions.

You deserve it babes! x

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Heather Humphreys is a prod. Pass it on.