Jason Roche

He was a 'Big Announcement' at a local club so I'm sharing this again:

Saw a post recently about what makes someone a "serious" writer. It included studying writing at university, partaking in multi-day workshops, attending conferences, attending awards ceremonies.

Sounds a lot like pay-to-play, to me.

Fighting for votes for women while on a water based bike?

Suffra-jetski

Dear DNA kit website I used 10 years ago,

I could not give a furry ferrets ass that I have a new 5th cousin.

Come back to me with with proper Tea like my Dad having a secret other family or something. Then we'll talk.

no, you do not need "10 business days" to take me off your email list

you are lying to me

The odd time I go to a fine dining establishment & eat adventurously like a fancy restaurant critic but then procede to completely ruin my own delusion by adamantly ordering the Ice Cream Selection for desert:

Waiter:"..Sir, The Ice Cream Selection is primarily for childre.."
Me: "..Did I stutter?"

Or set up a genetic rescue: bring in other subspecies of priests from other regions and release them in Ireland to breed with the native priests.

Headline: Stanley 96-year-old becomes Countdown's oldest contestant

Nominative Determinism at it again

The guy from Cake engaging with social media

He’s joining the discourse
He’s sharing the meme

Blaze at Edinburgh landmark likely started by human activity, fire chief says Experts says wildfires are becoming more frequent in Scotland due to land use and climate change

When your Rich White Tears PR campaign over an unsold Fringe show no longer works...: www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

i love that these guys went to quantico thinking they'd spend their careers hunting hannibal lecter or worst case scenario entrapping mentally ill muslim teens but instead they have to redact trumps name out of thousands of boxes of sex files and then walk a beat

My favourite genre of footballer is the really good footballers who just treat it as a regular job and could not give 2 shites about it after retirement.

an ad looking for a room. the background image is a possum at a colorful xylophone. the text reads: Looking for a room in Limerick or Dublin. me: goofy queer punk rollerblading art girly. you: lovely person (s) with a non smoking room. queer/ queer friendly. DM: artxgoth email: lovely flatmate at fastmail dot com

Made this for insta but fuck it I'm gonna post it on bsky, too. Any queers with a room in Ireland hmu ✨☺💜

Oh shit, just remembered that Nazi law has been enacted in Washington DC and my hot take about weak action movies, while incredibly correct and sexy, isn't the most important thing in the world right now. Also Israel keeps killing journalists because they're reporting on their active genocide.

I’m supposed to be writing a book and today I lost another couple of hours, distracted by trying to make Donald Trump have an aneurysm using the power of my mind.

Please don’t call it man flu. Its correct name is manchester flunited.

It sucks knowing that the live entertainment scene on your side of the country is full of predators & no one is doing anything to combat it. Not even warning eachother. All while those of us who called it out to begin with get blacklisted,even by 'allies' cos we were putting out 'negativity' etc.

Judging by the speed of societal trends coming to Ireland from the US and UK, The mass calling out of fascist pandering comics in Ireland will not occur for another 5 or so years.

A friend of mine went on and on about herbs I should use in cooking. It was some pretty sage advice.

Do current Labour associated trustees of the Index on Censorship, Trevor Philips and Ruth Smeeth, have anything useful to say on the matter of BBC journalists being at risk of heing murdered by our great ally?

When loyalist paramilitaries say they want to work with 'landords' but not the local council or Housing Executive, that means forced expulsions under threat.

A reminder that the Israeli government does not allow any international journalist into Gaza. That’s how they have killed more journalists than most conflicts combined since WWII while claiming that all the journalists they’ve killed were actually enemy combatants.

The minimum qualifications for joining the MET need looking at…

American followers: I cannot put into words how extremely good at politics you have to be to get outclassed by Richard Madeley. It’s like losing a game of tic-tac-toe to a dog.

😂🫡

Toss up between Lonerism and Innerspeaker by Tame Impala.

Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation RENTON, WA—Local man Paul Campbell confirmed Saturday he was raising his daughter Emma on a variety of media carefully selected to help her cultivate an appreciation for artistic quality, a move that ...

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So this is a lot of all y'all right now, just with science fiction

theonion.com/cool-dad-rai...

An ugly white and black tomcat lies on the floor on his side near a rainbow kicker toy

Monstro says #Pride