Shaun Pond

Clear out toys now!

Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round

...that reminds me; when are we going to get a text filter for Bluesky posts? 😜

At least four prisoners freed in error still at large, BBC told The government is under increasing pressure after a number of high-profile wrong releases.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... - I really wish they wouldn't use "accidental release"; it was a mistake, not lightning hitting the gate, making it spring open!

Trump pushing weight-loss drugs at the same time as taking away #SNAP benefits, is a real "Let them not want to eat cake" moment ☹️

He would have thought himself a hotmale…

I wouldn't want to be head of that department...

Tonight *is* the extended edition; shorter one with the best jokes taken out is on Friday

...and on BlueSky you show us a poll that doesn't include BlueSky? 😜

“Arthur Negus had held Bristols; that’s not a result, just a piece of gossip”

…and how do you pronounce “Shibboleth”? 🤣

P.S. We were in "those" seats; not many people can say that they've had their seat warmed by Susannah Fielding 😉

@adrianlester.bsky.social what a sublime production of #Cyrano at @the-rsc.bsky.social ! You, Susannah & the rest of the cast) were very much the cause of my wife & me being in floods of tears at yesterday's matinee standing ovation. Thank you.

...and #hendersonsrelish ?

Oh that was easy to work out, AKA "No shit, Sherlock" 😜

Otherwise known as not giving a shit

I did the throwing thing with “Twilight”, which I started to read in solidarity with my niece… god it felt good to launch it, and get it as far away from me as immediately possible 🤣

Wash them down with a bottle of this

England is now experiencing a significant Covid wave, after 10 months of relative quiet The latest Covid situation in England and a look at where NHS services are as we head into winter

and this very useful substacks show where we are open.substack.com/pub/christin...

Watched it yesterday; comedians make good actors...

"they were both together"? 😉

Like people who say "3am in the morning"? 🤮

With the tightness of that outfit, there's not going to be a next generation from him... 😉

She was wonderful in that; I saw her once on stage telling her life story, fascinating

I was more on the ball… 😝 bsky.app/profile/shau...

It's entirely what I'd expect from *this* president of the United States...

Keeping Up Appearances star Patricia Routledge dies at 96 She also starred in Alan Bennett's TV monologues and played BBC One's crime-busting Hetty Wainthropp.

Poor Patricia Routledge has kicked the bouquet... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I’ve always maintained that the English language is too powerful a weapon to be left in the hands of amateurs… 😇

They *don't* know - they just regurgitate

They're on the LAN network ☹️