Andrew 🏳️‍🌈🍁

Just woke up with the phrase "Goblin King mpreg" echoing in my mind and I do NOT know what to do with that since I don't have commission money or artistic talent.

Survived an abusive marriage of 6.5ish years and didn't have/didn't know about resources to help me rebuild. Now I am working on becoming one of those resources for all kinds of survivors, with a focus towards queer folk who survived an abusive partner.

You're very welcome, ya gorgeous good boy ☺️

I'm all for even more, but credit where credit is due: you've got quite a lot to show off there, big pup 🤤

You bloat up beautifully 🥵

Woof, that is one biiiig boy 👀😈

Fuckin WOOF. So happy to see you so worked up about ballooning huge and round 🥴

I am in absolute awe of how massive that gut is looking 👀

Absolutely delighted to see your handsome face and massive belly again 😍

Omg I totally missed this, but holy crap thank you 🥹

Owen, you should definitely keep going 👀

Look, it's amazing art of my boyfriend!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

XXL Woofia was boring and no amount of hot Bara men could redeem it for me 😔

Wait wait wait, but here did you get that Goosebumps cutoff though 👀👀👀

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(bg3) unfortunately this game contains the two types of men I am actually attracted to. Depraved queen and Huge Guy

And the boy was RIGHT 😌

Call that pup charcuterie cause there's so much fine meat there 🤤

Kathy's a star and so are you ✨❤️

And looking it too, woof 👀🤤

also while we're talking about it the longer the beard the hotter a guy gets like no length is too long

AGREED ❤️

Add in my ADHD to the mix and you get one horny fucker who just needs to be the middle meat in a man sandwich already. Don't. Make. Me. CHOOSE.

Like....I'm not mad about it??? But I am desperately wanting to be railed (okay, it's been a while since bottoming last so "to be gently fucked" is more realistic) and told I'm a good boy by a Top that doesn't make me cringe into next week due to a god complex, toxic masculinity, or both.

Current Blurse: Being surrounded by beautiful, vibrant bottoms that want me to be their Dom Top and I can, in fact, do this happily because I am a Vers Switch but also feeling like I'm ignoring half of my sexual self more and more.

May I also propose a Cookie Swap Night?

I make a mean Snickerdoodle and am often socially anxious as fuck 😌

Being a Muppet makes you queer.
Its now LGBTQIAM+