Cloud thought I might want a chat with Mr Mousie this morning at 06:40!!
07.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you can't get to sleep....well...you know.... just saying....
06.02.2026 15:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Niche 👍😂
02.02.2026 19:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder to what extent the American people realise that their leadership is making them the laughing stock of the entire world? China and Russia can't believe their luck.....
19.01.2026 15:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeah, you're still not clever mate 😂😂😂
14.12.2025 20:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Beautiful
15.11.2025 13:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On my phone the pastry looks like a hamster!! #specsavers
15.11.2025 12:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You know The Edge from U2? That's not his real name - Just his middle name. His first name is Simon and his last name is Of-Glory!!
02.04.2025 09:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not just my wife then. Every bloody time!!
21.03.2025 08:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Looking very good on it!! Merry Birthday
17.03.2025 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love you Bluesky but why do you keep showing me pictures of mushrooms??
07.03.2025 12:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What about Rupert?
07.03.2025 11:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Excuse me, what is the soup of the day?
Is this your first time at McDonald's?
I think you have trans-gressed there?...... Doh!
18.02.2025 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's ok. I know....
14.02.2025 16:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey Google. Are you listening when I.... You know....???
04.02.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cool. In UK you need rear pegs fitted for our annual safety MOT) test. That or a seat hump to cover the pillion seat. I just put mine on for the day👍 Enjoy your bike
04.02.2025 19:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Definitely doing this from now on!! 😂😂
04.02.2025 19:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pipe and rear sets aren't stock - not in UK anyway
04.02.2025 19:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I read that as MOIST cake - which would also be excellent. You go😉
29.01.2025 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0To buggery is an option? But yeah, I would go for "to a crisp" too
28.01.2025 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don't know - IS IT?
16.01.2025 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Old people who do their "big shop" on busiest days/times
They pack their bags in slow motion
Only then do they start looking for their purse - which is now firmly buried at the bottom of the bag
They try to use 27 coupons - most of which have expired
I love it...
#UxbridgeEnglishDictionary
Jaffa Cakes - Baked items to celebrate a vasectomy
Enough.....
31.12.2024 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Took me a minute....😂
22.12.2024 10:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My wife asked me to pick up fish and chips on my way home.......she regrets letting me name the children....
12.12.2024 12:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0.....and put some in bushes....
12.12.2024 10:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0