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Beautiful

15.11.2025 13:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On my phone the pastry looks like a hamster!! #specsavers

15.11.2025 12:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You know The Edge from U2? That's not his real name - Just his middle name. His first name is Simon and his last name is Of-Glory!!

02.04.2025 09:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not just my wife then. Every bloody time!!

21.03.2025 08:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Looking very good on it!! Merry Birthday

17.03.2025 16:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love you Bluesky but why do you keep showing me pictures of mushrooms??

07.03.2025 12:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What about Rupert?

07.03.2025 11:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Excuse me, what is the soup of the day?

Is this your first time at McDonald's?

26.02.2025 12:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think you have trans-gressed there?...... Doh!

18.02.2025 14:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's ok. I know....

14.02.2025 16:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey Google. Are you listening when I.... You know....???

04.02.2025 19:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cool. In UK you need rear pegs fitted for our annual safety MOT) test. That or a seat hump to cover the pillion seat. I just put mine on for the day👍 Enjoy your bike

04.02.2025 19:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Definitely doing this from now on!! 😂😂

04.02.2025 19:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pipe and rear sets aren't stock - not in UK anyway

04.02.2025 19:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I read that as MOIST cake - which would also be excellent. You go😉

29.01.2025 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

To buggery is an option? But yeah, I would go for "to a crisp" too

28.01.2025 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't know - IS IT?

16.01.2025 15:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Old people who do their "big shop" on busiest days/times

They pack their bags in slow motion

Only then do they start looking for their purse - which is now firmly buried at the bottom of the bag

They try to use 27 coupons - most of which have expired

I love it...

12.01.2025 11:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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Jaffa Cakes - Baked items to celebrate a vasectomy

12.01.2025 11:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Enough.....

31.12.2024 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Took me a minute....😂

22.12.2024 10:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My wife asked me to pick up fish and chips on my way home.......she regrets letting me name the children....

12.12.2024 12:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

.....and put some in bushes....

12.12.2024 10:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I feel your pain brother. I once bit into what I thought was a chocolate cake decoration and it was fecken shiny brown marzipan!!

10.12.2024 15:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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10.12.2024 11:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very cool

09.12.2024 22:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(First person to see a Brazil nut)
Looks like armadillo shit - lets wait until Christmas then eat tons...

09.12.2024 21:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes please!!

08.12.2024 14:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Should more correctly be called The Wizard of Ounce?

08.12.2024 14:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But it is tolerated all for the show 🫣...... There are plenty of other shows with pantomime villains, I would prefer the pinnacle of Motorsport please, with firm but FAIR racing

08.12.2024 13:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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