the scunger....

ancient Incans: oouuugh I'm so houngry if only there were a lovely starchy tuber that I could cultivate

the humble potato:

where fantasy and fun come to life

if we could just get the staff to leave this site alone entirely we could have something amazing here

this post hit me like a bag of bricks (in a good way) oh my goodness

why do our fans keep yelling at us to try to score on our opponents? do they not see the scoreboard? that is a VERY unpopular option

man we have the worst fans, they have really let us down

*after scoring on ourselves repeatedly* Well we obviously can't count on our fair-weather so-called fans to cheer for anything. The only way out of this hole is to find some new ways to score on ourselves; we need those opposing fans even more than before.

oh I suppose YOU have a better idea

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

I think yall are taking spoiler anxiety too far man

this is literally never not accurate

please don't ignore this. my dysphoria over this has been really bad for years and this is my best chance at fixing it. *please* share this around if you can't donate, im begging you.

black-coded Toriel

(wait this is all silly tone to note awawa)

alas, the hubris to have such things as "hope for the website to be good" or "not wanting to get doxxed for liking Literally Anything"

unfortunately i also lost at step 1 but i had been using the site for less than 10 seconds and am too afraid to get rid of them now (or atleast 1 or 2 of them)

daaamn first ever time someone i thought was cool i go to follow on here has me blocked from some blocklist i'm on
took a very long time, kinda blows but eh what can you do

For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨

me and @krispr1ngle.bsky.social came up with an amazing idea:
Look Outside party member concept:
Laughing Mold as a party member, that you recruit by giving the clown wig and nose from pierre to :3 (or a little hat)

i dont think it was my idea im p sure it was @krispr1ngle.bsky.social's i forget tho

but said one match was 90% a jonathan byers ratting for hatch for 10 minutes when i wanted to let a nea go cause they made me laugh

I wanted to do a bit where I like used the jack o lantern knight skin and named myself YOUR TAKING TOO LONG on steam with the funny pumpkin icon and upload a thing for halloween with clips of that but every match was a one-sided stomp either for me or the survivors except one

twinning TF except I turn into a palette swap of you to discern that I'm a stronger form that appears in a later dungeon

spoilers for the new look outside update

i'm very normal

statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged /ref
(this was on gideon meat plant, btw)

2025 is the year of the incorrigible dipshit
just a long string of "why did he do that? is he stupid?"

between simpleflips and shesez i'm 2 for 2 on "white guys i followed on youtube and hadn't watched in a few months that decided to just completely dumpster any good faith for no apparent reason"

ok

this

oh private breaks it even though ublock is still on, lmao

I'm gonna be so for real I'm not turning off my adblocker for fucking TVTropes, piss off