They haven't sounded satirical for over a decade at this point...
10.03.2026 00:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@w7enk.bsky.social
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They haven't sounded satirical for over a decade at this point...
10.03.2026 00:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0FYI, British Columbia just implemented full-time DST. This bodes well for the rest of the West Coast, since all three states have voted for it but have yet to implement it. If the president can do shit without Congressional approval, then why can't we?!?
08.03.2026 20:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Most obvious headline ever is obvious...
07.03.2026 21:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well, that's not annoying or anything... π€
Hey @bsky.app, what gives?
#BlueSky #Glitch
Indeed, yours is. I was referring exclusively to the article's headline.
03.03.2026 20:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This headline is false.
It was Kuwaiti anti-air defense systems that shot down our fighter jets. Kuwait is an ally, so therefore, it's considered "friendly fire.'
The US did not shoot down its own.
This headline is false.
That headline is false.
It was Kuwaiti anti-air defense systems that shot down our fighter jets. Kuwait is an ally, so therefore, it's considered "friendly fire.'
The US did not shoot down its own.
That headline is false.
Probably the most profound words about AI I've come across so far...
#EmpowermentWasThePitch #DependencyIsTheBusinessModel
#DecisionAdvantage
#Struggle #DoTheHardThing
#TheSystemOwnsThePathOfLeastResistance #DontWalkIt!!
Well, look at you, all clairvoyant and shit... Nice call!
03.03.2026 02:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 03 planes, 6 servicemembers (2 crew in each jet.)
03.03.2026 02:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Celebrating the outcome, but turning a blind eye to the process?
You're doing it wrong.
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This is pro-ΡΠ―ΡΠΌΡ, pro American war machine propaganda.
You are not the Anonymous I used to know. π½
Yeah, I feel called out...
and rightfully so.
I'm so ashamed to be an American. Honestly, I have been since 2004, so...
Ma olen selle ΓΌle nii pΓ΅nevil!
Ma lΓ€hen Torontosse, olen seal suur avamisel. Loodan, et paljud Eesti sΓ΅brad tulevad ka minuga kaasa!
πͺπͺ Elagu vaba Eesti!!! πͺπͺ
www.estoniancentre.ca/opening
Holy shit, he would have doubled his age today... π³
27.02.2026 05:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Surprise Sunset!! #π
#Milwaukie #Oregon #PNW
#Sunset #ORwx #PNWwx
I didn't watch.
I figured it would be all lies.
I am not disappointed.
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Head Vabariigi aastapΓ€eva!
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Excuse me? No. I absolutely DO NOT share ANY responsibility for this bullshit...
24.02.2026 16:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
New legislation put forth in the State of New Jersey today regarding immigration enforcement...
The:
Fight
Unlawful
Conduct and
Keep
Individuals and
Communities
Empowered Act.
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And yes, it's real...
legiscan.com/NJ/bill/A444...
Israel has the videos, and they're holding them over Trump's head to force him to attack Iran.
Iran has the videos, and they're holding them over Trump's head to prevent him from attacking.
Either way, Trump is fucked.
For what was supposed to become our only #SnowDay of this entire #Winter, it sure was awfully #sunny and #warm.
(High temp was 45Β°F/+7.2C)
#Weather #Timelapse
#Milwaukie #Oregon
#Cascadia #PNW
#PNWwx #ORwx
β οΈ SIGNIFICANT WIDESPREAD UNCERTAINTY WARNING* β οΈ
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE PORTLAND OR
814 PM PST Mon Feb 16 2026
A SIGNIFICANT WIDESPREAD UNCERTAINTY WARNING IS NOW IN EFFECT FROM 10 PM THIS EVENING TO 4 PM PST FRIDAY.
*spoof
Their tails look a bit longer, but that could be an acceptable answer!
16.02.2026 03:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I can't wait for their reckoning...
I hope it's public, and broadcast for the whole world to see.
Why do those animals have fuzzy tails? They look like beavers, but they're missing their flat paddle tails. Nutria look like beavers, we have them all over the wetlands where I live, but they have a big rat tail, no fuzz...
So I'm confused, what are these supposed to be?? π€
Looks like Captain Tony needs more training...
15.02.2026 18:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thank goodness it's out of focus!
15.02.2026 04:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because the United States government is corrupt.
15.02.2026 04:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0