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I'm sure the Nazis had cute cartoon characters, too.

ICE must be recruiting Gigantopithecus specimens now, because that thing leaning over her isn't human.

You shoot with the ammunition that will hurt the enemy, not with the ammunition that you would like to use.

It's back, baby! Not that it ever really went away, but
...

Not all people who studied journalism, or are employed as journalists, are journalists.

Refined: US Navy SEALS are just sea-Koevoet: same body count, more book deals.

I know this is very niche snark/humour, but anyway:

I've realised that SEALS are basically just sea-Koevoet.

🤔

Current Russian Propaganda Level:

Scum of the earth.

Regular ICE agents are illiterate?

No, we are not, indeed.

They're a bunch of assholes who ironically don't know much about the religions they criticize.

They were mostly anti-Islam and anti-Catholic in disguise.

Oh, Germans are smart, but not when it comes to speed limits.

The cold-weather breed is exceptionally stupid, apparently. 🤷‍♂️

Actually, and they won't tell you this, they all drive tanks. The Russians, you know.

Actually, new vehicle registrations are 40% to 50% SUVs.

But:
1. They're European brands or Toyotas.
2. They're driven by Finns.

When you run out of Orcs and only have Snotlings left... 🤷‍♂️

The real reason is that Finnish traffic is slow because they have to stop to read the traffic signs.

Aha! 🙂👍

It isn't painted red, tho.

True.

Always a valid explanation with the Russians.

Bad training, bad/no demining equipment, or stupidity?

I'm genuinely puzzled by this Russian super-incompetence that we repeatedly see.

Seems.

Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.

@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow

Thank you for the offer of more exquisite furniture, which I must decline.

My current Eames chair has achieved sentience. It now emits low hums of judgment and has declared itself Ambassador of Seating. Bringing another into the home risks the possibly of a hostile furniture alliance.

I mean, you worded it pretty well, right there.

Hopefully, they can at least afford uniform uniforms with their hugely increased budget.

At the moment, they remind me of the Congolese army, just not as ethical and disciplined.