MJ

Turns out you can be collectively too poor to play the lottery (plus sports betting 🙄)

Thank you again Oprah.
Imagine acting like the plans to keep your family alive in the year to come needs to be closely guarded so the other guys don't steal it...

I already understood how the Witch Trials happened but now I'm 100% utterly shocked they ever stopped.

I bet you they joke about allowing our descendents to work off the debt our families acquired attempting to own homes & have health care as endentured servants on Mars while they played with AI beanie babies that melted the earth.
I would if I was a super villain.

Dear Grandma
They've offered us a 50-year mortgage to aquire a family home for your future great-grandchildren. We hope our future children love it since their kids will also be paying for it. Living your American dream!
❤️ - MJ
*stares off blindly into the abyss, continuing to gnaw at her own wrist.

Trouble in America rhetoric - we made generosity reliant on a christian ideal instead of an evolved human ideal.
We know you are smart enough to starve other people to have more - we don't need a deity to tell us we don't want to do that in the here & now.

So many AI & weird tech comvos end for me at 'we covered this on a Twilight Zone epiaode'.
I'm not a follower of much but I'm overly confident in Rod Serling. The Twilight Zone is simply life lessons to be studied folks. 👁️

Wtg NYC.
Wtg.

Those people on food stamps tho, huh guys?

Omg what can we do to get him out of Nashville too?

Everyone likes to talk about employees qualifying for SNAP but it's the sheer usage of EBT dollars at their organization that truly matter. All of the major grocery chains own a slice but when SNAP isn't spent, they don't earn.

What people buy on EBT is a lot like abortion care -mind your business.
Just mind your business. It stings when you don't get to weigh in but it's absolutely not your business what food is consumed by others even if you chip in to the pantry.
Let folks eat cookies, the world sucks.

What people buy on EBT is a lot like abortion care -mind your business.
Just mind your business. It stings when you don't get to weigh in but it's absolutely not your business what food is consumed by others even if you chip in to the pantry.

Feel none of these folks understand the bulk of the media they purport to admire.
It's how we got surrounded by cars sporting both Stormtrooper families & Jesus fish.

Rosemary's Baby - it's just about basic misunderstood maternity care.

Had a trick o' treater at 6:33 so stamp it official - Happy Halloween! 👻🎃☠️💀🎃
Bring on the candy beggars ❤️🖤❤️🎃

Imagine if everyone read (or watched) A Christmas Carol & thought - Bob Cratchit's lazy ass should get a better job & pray harder.
Maybe, just maybe, Scrooge wasn't the bad guy.

Writes *that's not how any of this works* on a piece of paper.
Tapes the sign to the wall.
Taps the sign.
Taps the sign again.
Taps the sign again and again and again & again & again.
Stares.
Points at the sign. Taps. Taps. Taps.

I've no doubt Stephen Miller would steal a lifejacket from his own toddler even if he didn't need it.

Be ready to give what you're able to your local orgs over next few months, even if it's time. Don't hesitate to use the help your local orgs have to offer if you need it or can provide it to someone else that needs it that won't help themselves.
Trying to make us cruel to each other is the point.

Omg that man is a character from Whoville. This is the stupidest timeline.

Concession stands learn to serve it that way so this way they can sell boxes to specialized chips for it. It started pulling certain chips out of the variety packs.

they are lying to you, because they think you are stupid

Ok and honestly the baby oil joke now presents in a whole weird way. Coneheads might be brilliant. Maybe because I love the nerd decor & Farley but also because it was David Spade pre Bob Ritchie.

Watching Coneheads for the first time in *lots of years* & so much I'd forgotten or overlooked but I wonder how the birth of the ice villain translates to a current generation...

There is a sliver of bleary eyed decency in me feels these could have been separate headlines.

I've known workmen who've spent time down there but nuts to see how extensive it is #ActionAventureTwins #Nashville

YouTube video by ActionAdventureTwins Into The Secret Tunnels Under Nashville - Poolroom Discovered Under The Stadium

This is something else!
Action Adventure Twins are always a good watch (so check out their other stuff) but this is a view of Nashville you've never seen.

youtu.be/OeEx8pwAK-M?...

In regards to DJT making a questionable post, for those on his staff unsure - if not poo, what do they believe the brown sludge to be?

This.
Sure you've visited the Louvre but did you get to experience the excitement of a jewel heist?