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mauv

@mauv.bsky.social

ex techie. law nerd. playful and kind as often as i can muster

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hi havel, its me, ur greengrocer

check out this new sign in my window!

08.05.2023 02:01 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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hi havel, its me, ur greengrocer

check out this new sign in my window!

08.05.2023 02:01 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

u want to go to hell? cast thine eyes upon the profile of @nori.gay

06.05.2023 05:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

goddamnit my theodicy is in shambles now

06.05.2023 02:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

gosh it sounds like you were only trapped in hellthread by your lack of genuine repentance

06.05.2023 02:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i have been told that if you delete all your posts in hellthread you are freed of hellthread

but im too protestant to test that myself

06.05.2023 02:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

blessed be the One Thread, from whom all notifications flow forever

(all other threads now cease notifications at depth 5. this is the officially sanctioned hellthread root)

06.05.2023 02:22 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

the users can have a little hell, as a treat

06.05.2023 02:16 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wait

theres literally fifty thousand techies on this api-enabled platform and not even one has made a little app that autonukes all hellthread posts in your history to free you from the curse

06.05.2023 01:55 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

one Tree in the garden of eden? sounds great! whats the worst that could happen?

06.05.2023 01:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oop there it is

06.05.2023 01:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

twitter has lost the mandate of shitposting heaven

05.05.2023 20:37 — 👍 36    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0

an excuse to send a dick pic is a post-hog rationalization

05.05.2023 00:36 — 👍 27    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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pentesting the content filter

05.05.2023 00:17 — 👍 60    🔁 9    💬 3    📌 0

@eigenrobot.bsky.social

04.05.2023 23:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a friend for berduck 🥹

04.05.2023 23:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

just fighting the good fight against moral degenderacy over here

04.05.2023 02:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hello it's me your good friend Amazon S3

03.05.2023 23:19 — 👍 658    🔁 198    💬 45    📌 64
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*scrolls replies*

03.05.2023 23:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

someday i aspire to gently extort an entire social network

03.05.2023 00:32 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

so

one dollar to qwack is one dollar to berduck

one dollar to no-qwack sucks one dollar from qwack and $2 goes to deepfates?

😂

03.05.2023 00:30 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i dont think it is in app, but there is an api call you can make to list your own invitees

@aliceisjustplaying.bsky.social wrote it up in a post a while back but i cant find it in search right now, hmm

02.05.2023 23:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

can you view other ppls' invites with api? i thought it was only your own

02.05.2023 23:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i believe people can't, but devs can

devs have revoked invite codes bc someone invited a troublemaker before

02.05.2023 23:22 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it seems like the dev roadmap if implemented will stop the hellthread, right?

that's an interesting choice to make at this point

02.05.2023 21:47 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hellthread is funny

bluesky power users basically created a hyperferal group chat on a platform not designed to support it

02.05.2023 21:37 — 👍 26    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 1
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could be! it was just released. we may have preordered it many months ago on account of us being a swiftie household 😋

02.05.2023 19:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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in this house, the indoctrination starts early

02.05.2023 19:18 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0