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Emily

@mildlyreal.bsky.social

Wrangler of goblin children. Book, craft and gardening dork. Bread wizard.

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The best way I have found to bond with random parents is to accidentally find out they're from Michigan and hold up my hand and ask them where on the Mitten they're from

01.03.2026 23:52 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also hearing about your journey as a parent brings me a lot of joy

01.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is a lot of Mandarin Baby Content on YouTube! Our nephew listened to a lot of it!

01.03.2026 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also when/if you start watching baby and toddler shows and it gets old, it's fun to switch to different language tracks since you already have it memorized in English

01.03.2026 23:32 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

It's ALSO super cool as they're learning your primary language because you get to see in real time how linguistic rules work and don't work. Between learning to talk and learning to read, it's just incredible to watch in real time.

01.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It is pretty cool to learn and practice languages with your kids because you don't feel as self conscious! And they're sponges that then start kinda teaching you back

01.03.2026 23:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Three days three cookie booths zzzzzzzz

01.03.2026 23:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We worked with Mason bees for the first time this year and they are so sweet.

01.03.2026 16:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A ladder precariously wedged into the back of a Chevy bolt with the seats down.  There are a bunch of girl scout cookie boxes around it

A ladder precariously wedged into the back of a Chevy bolt with the seats down. There are a bunch of girl scout cookie boxes around it

My car currently has in it

Two booster seats
Cookies for a cookie booth
Drywall mud
A few fruit snacks
A whole ladder

This little ev is kinda great.

28.02.2026 18:19 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There's one that's got bowling attached to it that's basically a time capsule and the kids love it. There's something really soothing about rolling around in circles to music

28.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didnt ever get charged for my top up. I told them I never got a second shot bec ~~the 80s~~ and they were super chill about it.

25.02.2026 21:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Older kid just asked me to do the Macarena Of Time.

21.02.2026 19:01 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

It is a DELIGHTFUL addition to the rotation. ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

21.02.2026 06:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Kids are listening to @historysnackspod.bsky.social on repeat and the younger kid has asked to see pictures of Mallory's body and Irvine's foot several times and boy this is going to be an interesting return to school next week.

21.02.2026 06:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

OH I WANT A SHARI'S THAT'S THE HOLE

21.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And for the record I shouldnt do any of this because I need to fold a week of laundry for our family because it's on our bed. I'm curled up next to it and scouring the neighborhood maps in case I've missed an open eatery with a patty melt because the other place I miss is House of Pies

21.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want a pancake the size of my head and queso with a scoop of guacamole in it. And a questionably large Arnold Palmer.

21.02.2026 01:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Having the strongest nostalgia for Kerby Lane right now which is extremely unfortunate in a place where every diner closes at 2.

21.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I did get a replacement carafe for the coffee maker for "I just need stimulants" days but it is nice to have the whole "grind fresh and coarse and have a really nice cup of coffee" when I can deal with the process

19.02.2026 22:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I cycle through all of these too. I guess it depends on how tired and how much coffee we need to make

19.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mom melted my coffee carafe so I got a French Press. Okay fine it's good coffee I still hate the clean up.

19.02.2026 17:13 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Took the kids to lion dances today and it was great and felt really wonderful to be in a crowd of folks sharing in this cultural moment

It is also a friggen sensory overload nightmare and I must to flop now.

16.02.2026 05:52 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
My Little Pony themed lunar new year decorations.

My Little Pony themed lunar new year decorations.

Oh it's happening

15.02.2026 01:56 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh that's so lovely

13.02.2026 05:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Older one is ten and asked for The Hobbit and I nearly cried. She listens to audio books constantly but she still loves having us read to her.

So it's a bit father away still :)

13.02.2026 05:52 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kid is listening to Anne of Ingleside or as I am hearing it "Anne of Perimenopause"

11.02.2026 23:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And the copy protection was a red piece of plastic film and a piece of red paper with codes on it.

10.02.2026 17:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Our goal is to prove generic usage.

10.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The kid had a scavenger hunt thing for school where we marked off stuff that happened on the broadcast. And we never did get a pizza ad and "snack" was even kind of a stretch.

09.02.2026 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My favorite from our kids was "Yesterweekend"

09.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0