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Fisak

@fisak.bsky.social

PNW transplant. Dad joke extra, ordinaire.

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@inflation.bsky.social 's podcasts are great as well.

06.03.2026 17:09 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Yes, a true man of action for the GOP.

No more slaps on the wrist,
Just snaps of the wrist.

05.03.2026 05:19 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

And that "go bag" is chock a block with items that she and Corey want but are embarrassed to leave behind.

04.03.2026 19:43 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I always make sure to show up to work when they have catered lunch days ....

04.03.2026 12:31 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Was coming to ask @gork to revise this image of Senator Welch from doing air quotes to whatever the index finger through the hole pokey motion is.

03.03.2026 23:09 — šŸ‘ 6    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Upvoted for the Decemberists reference, not the market hit.

What a band. Meloy is such a great story teller.

03.03.2026 15:23 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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a person holding a lantern in the dark ALT: a person holding a lantern in the dark
01.03.2026 04:16 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I'll take the (six feet) under.

25.02.2026 05:25 — šŸ‘ 4    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

your right. i meant Lance Armstrong and input my favorite bike mfg name instead. mea culpa.

25.02.2026 01:42 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Greg Lemond

25.02.2026 01:31 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a goat with the words post malone on the bottom ALT: a close up of a goat with the words post malone on the bottom

bleats

25.02.2026 01:28 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I'll need an 1980s sitcom start to deliver on a EKG intensifies GIF

23.02.2026 15:30 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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an elderly man with a mustache is sitting in a living room . ALT: an elderly man with a mustache is sitting in a living room .
23.02.2026 15:10 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Is there not a cross posting tool that would allow you to post immediately to selected platforms and delayed on X or others.

Your message will be available
In the hall of horrors discourse , just not in real time.

You engage in real time dialogue only on a handful of valid platforms then.

22.02.2026 17:33 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

All life is sacred*.

*Except for those bitches.

21.02.2026 05:35 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character wearing a top hat and ear muffs says i 'm such a nice guy ALT: a cartoon character wearing a top hat and ear muffs says i 'm such a nice guy

Mayor Humdingus

21.02.2026 02:41 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

this is my question …. Never going to happen.

20.02.2026 15:17 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I’d be cancelling any deep sea fishing excursions I had lined up this weekend near the equator …

20.02.2026 15:16 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Kimbra can really sing. Impressive.

20.02.2026 04:42 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Came to make this same joke.

20.02.2026 04:38 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

I'm NOT tickled when I hear people say they set up a or sent out a tickler or tickler file (as a reminder to do something).

just sounds creepy and weird.

15.02.2026 19:56 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

the hot dog is damn good, but not worth a car IMO.

15.02.2026 17:04 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Vile, depraved behavior from those in charge encouraging, allowing this to happen.

Embarrassing.

14.02.2026 16:24 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Hmm Gepedo ....

13.02.2026 20:56 — šŸ‘ 4    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

More Murphy.
Less Schumer.

12.02.2026 22:36 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Based on timestamp and sunrise I am assuming another pound is more like it.

12.02.2026 07:50 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Was coming to say just this and post a chart.

He has delivered the thing. The stock price. That's the only thing he'll ever deliver.

09.02.2026 23:59 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

In my 24th year of failing to deliver on my stated mission, I have decided to lower my target.

09.02.2026 18:06 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Ran this through google translator ...

"I live in Puerto Rico, and I love Puerto Rico" == My tax adviser told me to domicile in Puerto Rico.

09.02.2026 15:57 — šŸ‘ 7    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Comprala!

09.02.2026 01:55 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0