Gay Wizard

ariana grande is wearing a black strapless dress and a ponytail while holding a tablet . Alt: Ariana Grande tossing her hair

pizza really is that girl

I put on my robe and wizard hat 🧙‍♂️🪄🔮

Autocorrect refusing to accept the name Keith Haring literal homophobia

Spent the day adventuring with @gay-wizard.bsky.social for his birthday.

My fat cock and furry belly

Today is my 40th birthday and I woke up fantasizing about your fat cock #fcf

Me in pink shorts, a blue tank top, purple backwards cap, rainbow sunglasses

Me in pink shorts, a blue tank top, purple backwards cap, rainbow sunglasses

Just had an amazing weekend and there’s another one just around the corner. Hope everyone has a great day ☀️

It's either going to be a very easy day at work or an absolutely insane day at work 😀

Alex y Marcelo

I gasped 🥵

Woof! 🐶

Chubby torso. Green shirt pulled up. Pants pulled down. Tits & belly on show. Watermelon jockstrap on show.

Feeling Juicy #Jocktober

Favorite gender-neutral greeting

Today is my 4 year work anniversary. That’s a whole high school!

I deserve financial compensation for all the times subtitles have spoiled a scene by naming a character who is supposed to be anonymous

Poster for Tron Ares

Seated (mostly just for Greta)

Mustadio in Final Fantasy Tactics. He’s holding up a gun and saying, “This is a weapon called a pistol.”

In Final Fantasy Tactics, every character has a different playstyle and thus different "tactics”. Mustadio’s tactic is “gun”.

Mustadio in Final Fantasy Tactics. He's wearing blue pants, yellow shirt, work gloves, and his blonde hair is pulled back into a ponytail. He is defiantly delivering the line, "What stone? I have no stone!"

In 1997 I was 11 years old and I had a crush on Mustadio and I did not understand those feelings 🥰 #finalfantasytactics

I want to suck on it

they should invent a kind of social media that makes you feel good

This skeet convinced me to spend $50 on the remake even though I just bought Hades 2

Hades 2 induced carpal tunnel 😩

a cartoon character is doing a handstand on a red carpet . Alt: Goku from Dragon Ball Z doing hand stand pushups in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber

The DBZ Hyperbolic Time Chamber but I use it to rewatch a bunch of tv shows

a woman in a sleeveless burgundy shirt holds something in her hand ALT: a woman in a sleeveless burgundy shirt holds something in her hand

Popping an edible and watching the Alien Earth finale

Also I had a minimum wage retail job at a Christian bookstore during the peak of Left Behind

My rapture-related religious trauma is that at midnight on Y2K my whole extended family was sitting in a circle holding hands and singing hymns because grandma thought it was the end.

There will always be a special place in my heart for Opt.

Yeah the world is on fire but I just saw two young women passionately kiss on the riverbank and then stroll away hand in hand - the world will always change and queer love will always find a way to thrive

A delicious breakfast sandwich with a backdrop of a beautiful panoramic city view from the 21st floor of a hotel

Wake up babe I got you a room service breakfast sandwich

Roominating (wandering between rooms lost in thought)

i'm watching a movie that is very famous and it is very boring