saarim not sorry

it kinda sucks here?

its time to take aderall and do taxes

someone i respect told me someone they respect told them throw blankets were disgusting and now i cant unsee it

boys and girls in brooklyn love to eat a sandwich

the re emergence of mulberry street as the hot new downtown medina can only be described by it being lindy

every year i fantasize about getting a preparer this year i even had a name and number yet i failed to act

in the low interest rate era they thought i was rude and depressed in the high interest rate era they think im hot and mildly autistic

- sent from my toto washlet

my own music has improved tenfold since i started going to soulcycle and being assaulted by garbage music feels very dialectical

took too much xanax to go to bed last night so i could sleep 10 hours now im floating at soulcycle surrounded by the alo girlies

the stupidest part of these alternate social apps is the speed at which it degrades into “whats the best coffee shop in san francisco”

the government should seriously consider funding project X level parties for every microscene on the saturday before tax day i think it would actually be the best motivator

its actually gross

the most disgusting thing about america is the lack of bidet culture

in the ongoing war for new york between the australians and the french i pick the australians

one of the best things about a extremely wahhabist muslim country is that white dudes are forced to cover their knees

i guess ive always wanted a fintwitter

life is hell what am i supposed to do here