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Cause of death: Tums festival.

Yup.

Yup.

Just a few years ago, all the Chinese did was grow rice and threaten each other with tanks. Now they're seeing movies!

Make sure you let us know that they did it on Mystery Science Theater 35 years ago. Get over it, nerds.

Bluesky's automod AI has deemed Mike Stoklasa unfit for public consumption.

Check out some anime, pick up some manga.

Wait, are you talking about Comic-Con or politics?

Then I'll dress up in black face. I heard seals respond positively to black face. A little known fact.

Isn't the theater going experience wonderful. Just constantly people coughing and looking at their phones and talking to each other.

Mike, you do understand that some day, some day in the not too distant future, you are really going to get your comeuppance.

There is no soul. Star Trek takes place in an atheistic universe where God does not exist, Mike. I'm so sorry.

If you know why this movie exists, please contact us.

Oh my God, I just want to see a kid take a shit.

We're not talking about UFOs! We're talking about something that's real: ghosts.

Child abduction is definitely a real thing, I should clarify.

I've always been fascinated by 'Satanic panic' because it wasn't real. Everybody was convinced that there was someone in your neighborhood that was gonna kidnap and murder your child.

And, I mean, obviously that did happen sometimes. But not because of Satan.

I've never been so happy to be close to death.

Every movie is someone's favorite movie.

Oh thank you, Mr. Maculkin.

Our fans are interested in both AIDS and 9-11.

And Star Wars.

I can't tell if that was an Einstein or Hitler. Adolf Einstein?

Are orgies still a thing?

This is borderline experimental.

Kissing is suss and can only be done with permission or it's SA and problematic.

Space Cop was a comedy?! Oh shit, I played that all wrong!

It surpasses stupid and becomes art.

You know where a werewolf has to go and attack? A furry convention. That's a fucking movie waiting to happen.

I saw the Barbie movie and it was atrocious.