When are we gonna get hired as fucking script consultants?! Jesus Christ. Just send us your script and we'll fix it in 15 minutes.
26.12.2024 14:56 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0When are we gonna get hired as fucking script consultants?! Jesus Christ. Just send us your script and we'll fix it in 15 minutes.
26.12.2024 14:56 — 👍 10 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0It's a perfect adventure film for a 12-year-old boy. It's not the perfect adventure film for a 40-year-old man who hates life.
25.02.2026 08:15 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#EyesOnBreen
11.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is slowly becoming a show where we watch pornography.
07.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I ain't gonna watch no foreign film! What am I, gay?!
03.02.2026 15:50 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The only thing that people remember, is celebrities doing things that are embarrassing. That's all that really matters about the Oscars.
24.01.2026 03:49 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Movies still make me feel things. I feel regret most of the time, but movies still make me feel things.
06.01.2026 04:07 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I'm givin' it to the baby.
02.01.2026 23:56 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm a grown up. I wanna see that doll run around with a knife and just stab people.
01.01.2026 14:52 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everybody, start making Disney plagiarism videos.
27.12.2025 14:08 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
25.12.2025 03:28 — 👍 28 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0There's practical uses for AI in terms of, like, combing through data and statistics and that kind of thing, as a time saver, as a tool. Not as a means to pretend that you're creative.
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Jay, I just joined the Twitter and I learned it's not okay to assign gender to anybody. She was a pretty little lady with a beard.
30.11.2025 14:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey! Remember cocaine? Cocaine was one of the key creative ingredients in putting together the original, an ingredient that's sadly lacking from Ghostbusters: Afterlife.
29.11.2025 19:43 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In this age of Donald Trump and terrorism, what people want is a dark Star Wars film.
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Gather around the fireplace and listen to Mike awkwardly try to remember something that happened to him.
17.11.2025 14:36 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0All I know is that Jared Leto is the worst fucking Joker ever.
16.11.2025 13:58 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I hate AI in the world of art.
10.11.2025 21:06 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's 4 am. Rich Evans is dead. The ShowBiz Pizza bear killed him, sadly. It was bound to get him. It wanted to dick him when he was a mere child, and now it's finally got him.
09.11.2025 22:24 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Woody Allen needs to make the next Transformers movie.
07.11.2025 14:19 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Six miserable, awful kids did something awful and miserable to a miserable, awful girl and she turned into a Skype ghost and killed them.
03.11.2025 13:09 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's like the touch football version of street fighting.
02.11.2025 22:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cause of death: Tums festival.
25.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Yup.
21.10.2025 19:17 — 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Just a few years ago, all the Chinese did was grow rice and threaten each other with tanks. Now they're seeing movies!
19.10.2025 23:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Make sure you let us know that they did it on Mystery Science Theater 35 years ago. Get over it, nerds.
17.10.2025 14:39 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Bluesky's automod AI has deemed Mike Stoklasa unfit for public consumption.
14.10.2025 04:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Check out some anime, pick up some manga.
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