Glitchy/Chilly

Teams day, teams day it's teams day!

Feels good to be back.

opens up Bluesky, finds nothing interesting, closes Bluesky, returns to Twitter/X

literally like . 3 people are gonna get this joke

merry christmas!!!

I’m gonna kill you

They put cheese on my Double Whopper with no cheese! I'll be takin' a number two in the morning! Hold on, can I please be excused for a moment? The cheese already in my body, booty farting… (I farted…)

I'm in the drive-thru of Burger King. Man, they just gave me a Whopper Jr. with hella cheese! Made it a meal, so, yes, I got my drink. But why they gon' put cheese on everythin?!

Better stop playing and just give me all of my food! Either I pay you right now, or leave the drive-thru! Gave me the bag, and then I took a bite of my food. There's cheese in my mouth! (I'm gonna doodoo!)

And I'm getting hungry now, I know you heard that! Waiting for my onion rings, so I don't have to turn back. Burger King, don't play with me, y'all nuggets is so trash. Nuggets taste like rabbit nipples, why y'all even serve that?

So you got my lil' Whopper Jr.? (I didn't forget that)
And you got my double Whopper? (I didn't forget that)
What about my onion rings? (Hold on, you can sit back)
Burger King, they know me now, cheese, I don't want that.

All this cheese gonna make my booty drip-drip…I'm lactose intolerant, I don't sip milk…If I see the sight of cheese, I'ma trip-trip…I'ma sit on your toilet seat and doodoo then dip

Can I please get a double Whopper with no cheese? Can I please get a number two with a large drink? I got money, so I don't care how much it costs me. So just throw in some extra fries, don't make them salty!

I'm in the drive-thru of Burger King. Can I please get a Whopper Jr. with onion rings? Make it a meal so I can get a drink. No, I'm not finished, that's not everything!

NO HE ISNT KILL YOURSE

what…

mf its @bsbluestreak.bsky.social

like retweet reply hehe!!

This app is so sigma shoutout to @profilyofc.bsky.social

this app just got so much better because @thunderblight177.bsky.social joined. HEY POOKIEEEEE

nah that’s oomf, that’s bestie, that’s fellow object show lover right there, that’s

first post and i just wanna say, @dagamah.bsky.social CHANGE YO DAMN PFP AND BANNER IM TIRED OF YOU LOOKING BLAND ALREADY

hello…mOOOOOOOOn…

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