Naiwi the two-headed boof (he smells)

Mooooood dude 💙

Oh ok so Warwick just straight up presents himself as an idle animation in that new fighting game. Neat… totally won’t be thinking about that for the next few days or anything… nope... definitely won’t imagine his pants full of shit either… nuh uh…

But like how much shit do you think he can put out

A lot of the times when I wanna write like a one-off story or something I get too into it and/or too attached to the new characters that I make way too much lore for it and build up too much and then it’s not a on-off anymore xwx;

Still trying to think of ways around this… I gotta write more often.

Kabuterimon has a kind of xenomorph flavor that I love… something about not having eyes is so strangely hot paired with his sumptuous legs and big tongue…

I wonder how he’d look with a huge dump swinging around in some underwear…

ADI SIDHRKFFIFBFLGUEBFLGRNF 💙💙💙

You walk into a strip club that just smells like straight ASS and in a few booths you can see some guys with full poopy pants/diapers openly jacking it in front of a dancer who’s currently filling their own. The owner approaches you with his dump dragging behind him.

“Welcome to the Brown Nose~”

And I don't mean that in a negative way!! Bluesky's character limit is to blame -3-;

Everyone always goons for Bowser or Asgore or Bandit, but there's tons of other hot motherfuckers in places you'd never think to look! o3o My research for my project has led to incredible discoveries 💙

I'm not about to say I'm some great sage when it comes to being into characters what with me not being able to be into say, Pete (Di$ney) or Sam from Sam and Max because weird head shape bothers me on a subconscious level I don't fully understand, but god damn yall should broaden your horizons!

I keep thinking about my giant doodoo god multiverse I've been working on for years and realizing just how many stories I'm gonna write once all the worldbuilding is done 😭 Nobody's gonna be ready for just how nasty I can get

My favorite part is gonna be corrupting all the third party characters...

God dude every fucking time I think I’m ok I see Unimon or Gazimon or Leomon or fuckin any other goddamn Digimon that’s hot as shit and I lose my mind all over again

Smothered by Gazimon ass and belly full of their shit

Hypnotized into sucking on Unimon donut

Leomon powerbottoming me, feet ➡️ face

Naiwi selling a potion with a little spritzer that makes anything smell like his fat stinky dumps~ Drinking it results in hypershitting big boof poopies, though! Perfect for if you need to impress a hot date ;3

What do you mean you want a dozen? Y-You’re not gonna drink them all, right?! owo;;

School settings: 👎

College settings: 🥴

Professor! Wh-What are you doing?!
The professor, squatting next to a buff dude with a medallion: I’m pooping my pants!! I’m a good boy~

Hey just a heads up for all my new followers, while I usually talk about poop and soiling more than anything else, I do also mention diapers!! I don’t really bother with content warnings outside of my stories (when I finally get around to writing them xwx) so this is your warning!!

Now poop yourse-

You’re more than welcome buddy <3

Forgot I said I was gonna upload stuff I've comm'd xwx;

Anyways here's me being an unforgettable california girl~ Sex on the beach, anybody? ;3

Incredible gif by the just as incredible smallfryspy.bsky.social

I'm the same way. I have to make like mental notes to take a moment and just check on friends. If I don't constantly remind myself it's so easy to get home from work and think "fuck I need to relax for a moment" instead of "what my friend doing rn"

That's me!! I'm the stinkiest boof!! :3 *wagwagblortBLORTwagBLOOORRRRRTT* I make the biggest poopies!! 💙💙💙

Comm for the goodest and stinkiest boy ❤️ @merchantdog.bsky.social

Share some shitting??? Alright line up your ass

God idk what the hell is going on today but I’m just constantly shitting

Which one of you went up my butt huh?? Only explanation for this much poop -3-

JESUS CHRIST WHAT DID YOU EAT??? 💙💙💙

Time Stranger has taught me that I’m into so many more Digimon than I thought and the ones I was already down bad for are now sex icons I wish to shit my pants for

There’s a reason one of my sonas is a Gazimon

I really want to suck on Gazimon feet 💙

I also really want Unimon to inflate my balls 💙

Absolute bliss~

Sounds like a deal!~ I’ll give you a first time customer discount. On the house boof booty fumes, coming righ- (and then you can’t hear anything past the walls of giant chocolatey werewolf ass)

BBBFFFBRRRRRRRNNNNTT~
FFFBBBRRRRRRRNNTTT…
bbbBBLLRRRRRRRRRNNNTT…

All the grease and booty juice soaking into your head as the fat hole sucks onto your muzzle, smooching you in its own way before blasting you dry in moments~ and then it’s right back to drenching you in its delicious musky flavors 💙

I hope you’ve got time because this merchant has a looooot of inventory to count… and my belly is gurgling up something fierce~

For poop I like to imagine it just tastes like whatever you want it to. Savory Thanksgiving roast/steak/potatoes, sweet/bitter chocolate or pastries, or even keeping the erotic focus and it straight up tastes like musky ass/balls/pits/feet/etc.

Fantasy is meant to be indulgent, enjoy what you enjoy

Something I don’t mention enough is my specific taste when it comes to farting/shitting. I don’t like the popular “disgusting/deadly/etc.” negative take on stink. I like to imagine, while still stinky/unsanitary, that it’s all arousing/erotic/pleasing to smell and taste. Positive stench, if you will

I mean I ~am~ a werewolf… and I do be farting 👀

YEAH man, ough just slick bootycheeks letting your whole head just splorp right in there to enjoy your juicy pink dinner plate