* A thief?
* I've never stolen anything in my whole life!
* ...maybe a pencil.
* A thief?
* I've never stolen anything in my whole life!
* ...maybe a pencil.
* Every citizen has the right to own a mallet.
02.03.2026 14:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0[ You have gotten ONE mallet. ]
02.03.2026 14:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0* For what purpose?
02.03.2026 14:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
* It's mallet march.
* Come forth and get yourself a mallet.
* Time to change that.
02.03.2026 10:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I got like three? Four replies I think? Yeah//
01.03.2026 22:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
No replies for today cuz I'm still taking care of my sick brother
But uh
My dms are open
Yay//
It would be funny//
01.03.2026 22:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Self oc coming
Idk
Like, one day//
Fucking cinema//
01.03.2026 22:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Holy fuck they said the thing//
01.03.2026 22:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
* hm?
* oh, hey there.
[ He gives him a few scratches on the chin, as a treat. ]
* how's it hanging, hun?
TRUE- I'm doing that//
01.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh that's kinda badass I like it a lot//
01.03.2026 15:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Like, I feel like he wouldn't say that which is why I didn't post it
But the idea was too funny to keep it hidden//
Revealing my drafts rn//
01.03.2026 15:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0* Every citizen of the multiverse has the right to own a mallet.
01.03.2026 15:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0* Just doing my job.
01.03.2026 15:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
* there you go, sir.
[ One FREE MALLET has been added to your inventory. ]
* It's mallet march, come forth to receive your own free mallet.
01.03.2026 15:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0* where is your mallet, 99?
01.03.2026 15:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0* also, good morning.
01.03.2026 13:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
* happy mallet march.
[ He is holding a large mallet. ]
The way I draw his body is a bit inconsistent I admit//
01.03.2026 13:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You sure?--//
01.03.2026 12:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thank you, that means a lot /gen //
28.02.2026 22:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's also the reason why I haven't been online all day//
28.02.2026 22:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0