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Why is a mobile game ad trying to old man yaoi bait me

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Nothing like cleaning a church and listening to the Doom eternal soundtrack

My fridge broke now my cat is hissing at it

Made tea and got too excited to drink it and spilled it all over me and my bed

Hate it when your empty house decides to sound like people are home

Guys I went to hard exercising I feel like throwing up

Me on Tumblr, sees art of an inflatable pool animal: aww cute
Me:*notice that it's strangely shaped for an inflatable pool toy*....this is fetish content isn't it

It's a wild time making gaming videos on Youtube

There's nothing worse than ai generated pictures taking over Pinterest

Reading a fic and the author is currently evangelizing in the notes

Sister just told me she made me a dentist appointment based on a dream she had

He's become obsessed with the door leaning to the air heater recently

My cat's Blair witching in my room

THE WINTER MONTHS ARE LITERALLY MY FAVORITE TIMES TOO

I think it's fucked up that I have seasonal depression when my birthday is in December

Call me Michael the way I'm in this bathroom (trapped on toilet, no trash bag)

In Louisiana where the hurricane is passing through, power has gone out, my cat is hiding under my legs and blanket

saw a professional political commentator say that it wasn’t a given that harris would be intelligible and at this point the insistence that she’s dumb and unable to speak is just racism

Why every time I tell someone they got the wrong number they immediately assumed that my day has been ruined

Hot and sour soup 😋😋😋😋🍲🍲

Ok here's a normal one

Why the hell does he only sleep like this in my arms

My sister and dad just expanded the chicken pen to stretch behind my room and he is sooo invested

i drew it over a month ago and forgot to post here oh uh!

Nothing like eating two spoons of kimchi and drinking a milky earl gray immediately after (tummy hurt rn)

My beautiful son who bites me in the night

this feels like a plane a dog with cool goggles would fly