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César, sometimes Oscar

@elmachuko.bsky.social

Just coasting through life because I would lose my mind if I don’t.

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US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement operation in LA, reports say A U.S. Marshal was shot while assisting an immigration enforcement operation, according to several reports.

"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"

* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window

21.10.2025 20:28 — 👍 12420    🔁 5104    💬 1118    📌 689

Pike Place Market is always fun to check out! If you like soup dumplings, definitely check out Din Tai Fung, and of course the Space Needle and the surrounding area haha

18.09.2025 01:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

13.09.2025 21:15 — 👍 33459    🔁 7074    💬 170    📌 120
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UNTIL THE PAINT IS PEALING OFF THE WALLS

26.06.2025 00:44 — 👍 101    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

If you cannot call it what it is when all in a week: a government removes every mention of a group of people, destroys information about them en masse, bans their discussion in schools, restricts their ability to travel and starts seizing and refusing their official identification, when will you?

01.02.2025 12:45 — 👍 9144    🔁 3297    💬 42    📌 109

“I will de-Nazify shit, but I won’t re-Nazify shit” 👏🏻

30.01.2025 21:55 — 👍 143    🔁 34    💬 1    📌 0

Again: 1> min. Pre-formatted for social media. Subtitled. Visually clear. Names Trump. Blames Trump. Explains the event. Explains why it matters. Timely. Urgent. Effortless to forward.

01.02.2025 16:27 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

psa for these trying times: it’s ok to kick people out of your life if they’re complicit in your own death!

01.02.2025 16:40 — 👍 280    🔁 41    💬 4    📌 0

Got around to watching Deadpool and Wolverine. 1. I want Hugh Jackman in a sinful way that makes nonbelievers convert and 2. The behind the scenes montage at the end made me cry like a baby.

02.01.2025 00:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hell yes!

14.11.2024 12:58 — 👍 363    🔁 152    💬 14    📌 18

I guess I’m just envious of my fiancé because people shamelessly lust after him, and I’m stuck in the sidelines thinking, “am I not lust worthy?” Would I sleep with them? No, but it’s nice reassurance.

28.11.2024 23:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GOOD. I hope they felt unsafe. 🥰

26.11.2024 02:56 — 👍 219    🔁 26    💬 17    📌 1

Saw Wicked…I cried. #PiscesTingz

25.11.2024 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Fanart for "DanDaDan," a Japanese anime and manga series, depicting the two main protagonists. Momo Ayase takes up the bottom half of the image, resting a finger on her face with a green background and cow being abducted by a UFO behind her, while Okarun takes up the top half of the image adjusting his glasses, a red background behind him with Turbo Granny in her original form superimposed behind him. Both characters are cel-shaded with black.

There are two doodles of Turbo Granny in her cat form either side of Okarun looking suspicious and relaxed. Framing the picture on the top left and bottom right are film reels with panels from the manga redrawn in each one.

Fanart for "DanDaDan," a Japanese anime and manga series, depicting the two main protagonists. Momo Ayase takes up the bottom half of the image, resting a finger on her face with a green background and cow being abducted by a UFO behind her, while Okarun takes up the top half of the image adjusting his glasses, a red background behind him with Turbo Granny in her original form superimposed behind him. Both characters are cel-shaded with black. There are two doodles of Turbo Granny in her cat form either side of Okarun looking suspicious and relaxed. Framing the picture on the top left and bottom right are film reels with panels from the manga redrawn in each one.

DANDADAN

19.10.2024 21:08 — 👍 35787    🔁 7152    💬 192    📌 64

Can’t stay hard? Don’t stress, let’s just cuddle and makeout.
Ass not cooperating? Not a problem, let’s cuddle and makeout.
Can’t manage to cum? Again, not a problem, we had fun the whole time anyways.

Sex is about enjoying the time together, not stressing about doing it perfectly.

17.11.2024 03:51 — 👍 6311    🔁 1627    💬 125    📌 163

You and your favorite pokemon

17.11.2024 16:52 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with gray hair and a mustache is sitting in front of a window and making a funny face . ALT: a man with gray hair and a mustache is sitting in front of a window and making a funny face .

Watching The Reluctant Traveler, and I can’t help but think, “am I Eugene Levy?”

17.11.2024 16:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you've moved over from X or Meta to here to follow me, be advised I present nothing filtered here. It's sex-positive, it's diverse, and I'll call it like I see it. Pearl clutching is only done ironically. Also remember - don't engage trolls - block them. Keep the community positive.

14.11.2024 17:52 — 👍 14    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

My current hyperfixation is Epic: The Musical

14.11.2024 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly, I just really like sucking dick and eating ass…

12.11.2024 00:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You are incredibly sexy!

09.08.2024 21:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Five comfort watches, in no order:

- Jurassic Park
- Stardust
- Twister
- Drop Dead Gorgeous
- The Birdcage

04.08.2024 12:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s definitely a great look on you!

04.08.2024 12:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’ll still miss them…my bf travels frequently, and though I’m used to his traveling, I still miss him so much

22.06.2024 22:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When McDonalds cost $2 more than Chilis for a burger meal, for less food, you know it's corporate greed and NOT inflation.

01.05.2024 12:56 — 👍 159    🔁 23    💬 5    📌 1
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