@paige06.bsky.social
I do competitive splatoon and stuff
congrats to @minedea101.bsky.social for finding his bluesky acc
23.01.2026 21:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Absolutely smashed World 9's Low cut, We Did not lose a single game in low cut!
"Chat We Got this"
-King, 2026
we're so cool and epic
11.01.2026 23:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
McDonald's WiFi members on the tower
McDonald's WiFi got 🥇 in the Low- Cut podium of World 9 : Mission 21.
First ever tournament where all 5 of us played
Filled with loads of tense games that went down to the wire and an insane bracket run at the end!
Ggs to everyone and Ty to the TOs for the event!
See you in low ink next week!
Roster :
Minedea: "Don't lock in lock them out"
@king88888888.bsky.social : "Chat We Got this"
@yaris-spl.bsky.social "I wasn't even supposed to play in this tournament 🔥🔥🔥"
@paige06.bsky.social : “We’re so back”
@mwcuttlephs.bsky.social : "this is for my bucket dignity 😾"
Heya #compsplatoon, we're looking for more staff to help the SBA run at a scale where it is sustainable. If you have any coaching or captaining experience and want to help new players get into the community, please consider applying, links in reply
reposts appreciated
thank you to my teammates @yaris-spl.bsky.social, @mwcuttlephs.bsky.social, @king88888888.bsky.social, and Minedea for an insane w9 run. @mcdonaldswifi.bsky.social is gonna destroy the next LI.
11.01.2026 22:00 — 👍 3 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 0Staring at my bank account knowing damn well I can’t afford $230 Bucket figure (it will not stop me)
30.12.2025 06:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
(picture of team in splatoon photo mode) From left to right: Minedea, yaris, Paige, King, Cuttle
Roster :
Backline / Captain: @paige06.bsky.social
Slayer : Minedea
Slayer : @king88888888.bsky.social
Support: @yaris-spl.bsky.social
Midline: Cuttle
I hit the meanest "ope! let me just squeeze right past ya." of any white person
25.10.2025 04:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0if you're coming into my line with $250+ of items: either HELP ME BAG or KILL YOUSELF
17.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Team McDonald's WiFi got 5th place at the @splstrong.com Beginners Academy S4 showcase!!!
Went from fighting to our lives 7th in swiss to absolutely steamrolling the sophomore bracket
Shout out to my amazing teammates:
@paige06.bsky.social
@king88888888.bsky.social
And Minedea (dt think has BS)
in the zone straihgt up inking it, and by it well let's jutsr say... my splatzone
14.10.2025 22:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0make sure to tier 3 sub and twitch prime
12.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0McDonald's WiFi is gonna win SBA Showcase!!!
12.10.2025 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0W take
11.10.2025 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0L take
11.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0W take
11.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0L take
11.10.2025 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0W take
11.10.2025 22:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0W take
11.10.2025 22:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0L take
11.10.2025 22:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0L take
11.10.2025 22:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0W take
11.10.2025 22:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this guy is dogshit at coaching
11.10.2025 22:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Mahi Mahi rainmaker needs to not exist
11.10.2025 22:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She rain on my maker til I explode
11.10.2025 22:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
