Mazarine

Ok a bullet works too. Forgot about that one. Rest in piss Charlie Kirk
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Friendly reminder that your body is a machine and therefore you should use it to kill fascists

Dude

Back by unpopular demand to remind you that there is nothing more attractive than a chubby woman in a pencil skirt

You're safe with us. You'll never be used as anyone's rehabilitation. You carry on being your awesome selves and we'll carry on fighting bigotry and keeping our space safe.

#transmenaremen #transwomenarewomen #nonbinarypeoplexist #martialartsinyork #martialarts #hema

Just a bit of SFW cuteness, nothing particularly naughty this time. Comm for @corvuschristi.bsky.social

I don't really know what to say...

To my American friends, please stay strong. You are loved.

Good job America you fucking cunts

Waiting - EP, by Opposition. 6 track album

EP announcement post

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Was wondering what Elon would have to do to finally piss everyone off enough to cause a mass exodus, I just didn't expect it to be... *checks notes* ...enabling stalkers and pedophiles.

I remember taking a photo outside Bramall Lane with George Baldock, talking to him about how he was doing with an injury he'd picked up, asking him how he thought the Blades would do, he was one of my favourite players. So weird to think he's gone now, it doesn't seem real.

I noticed like 90% of my posts so far are structured like [random statement. vague attempt at joke.] and I think maybe it's a good thing only a small handful of people have to read my bullshit

Looks like everyone's balls might end up being intact after all. Treasure your balls, y'all.
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AMERICA EXPLAIN

To this date I have never heard a single positive thing said about the US state of Arkansas. I'm starting to think that's where hell is.

Everyone else is doing it, so, might as well

Things will never recover for me (I have skibidi toilet stuck in my head)

Subtweeting for a moment (or whatever the bluesky equivalent is), disliking sports does not constitute a personality trait

Even if post-meet depression is a bitch, it's days like these which remind me how much I absolutely love being a furry.

I want to be happy for Colapinto for finally getting his break but him, but there's still loads of drivers who deserve a seat but haven't gotten one. Then again, understandable that they'd want to bring the reserve up to see what they've got.

Quick reminder, dming me with the sole intention of advertising your commissions is not going to result in you getting any sort of positive response or reaction from me whatsoever. Please do not even bother

You're gayer smh

I think I need to keep written notes on which people have been accommodating to Mason Greenwood because I fear there's gonna be a lot more football shitheads showing their true colours in the next few months and I don't want to accidentally say something positive about any one of them

Fun fact @sneezejaql.bsky.social is a heckin cuddly goober

Sauber literally have Pourchaire on their books already, why the fuck are they going after Bortoleto?

Oh nothing yet I'm just getting pissed at all their past crimes whilst trying to emulate old 3DS games and finding out some of them don't work and since they shut down Citra there's exactly zero maintained 3DS emulators on the internet now and fuck Nintendo they can suck my fucking dick the cunts

If there was a big red button that would completely dissolve Nintendo as a company I would break into their headquarters myself just to hit it

CANAPINO IS GONE 🦀🦀🦀🦀
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When are teams going to realise Wayne Rooney is absolute dogshit as a manager. Can't remember how many people have wasted their money on him over the past few years

boobies