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@badassfreeman.bsky.social

Years of experience in being a gamemaster and all I can get are murderhobos. Officially the CEO of Chaotic Stupid Moves, you may quote me on that. Aggressively Bisexual and a huge fan of Star Wars and Dragon Ball. [ENG/ESP]

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Latest posts by badassfreeman.bsky.social on Bluesky

The "I told you so" party has so far ran out of "I told you so" stickers.

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As someone from Spain, born and raised on the region mostly known for their ham:

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BAKE ALREADY CURED HAM

I FEEL LIKE GORDON RAMSEY ABOUT TO GO INTO AN ANGRY RANT IN HERE JUST SEEING THIS AFRONT TO THE CULINARY ARTS, WHAT IS THIS!?

07.11.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The law exists to be broken - that includes the laws of gravity.

07.11.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue jumps in shock as Green floats idly by him.
Green: I don't feel like doing today.

Blue turns his head to follow where Green is going as Green floats further away.
Blue: Doing what today?
Green: Just the whole day. Any of it.

As Green drifts out of sight, Blue raises his eyebrow, puzzled, watching where Green drifted off to.
Blue: Also why are you floating?
Green, out of frame: I got excommuned by gravity.

Blue stares after Green, now in blank bafflement.
Blue: ...What?

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue jumps in shock as Green floats idly by him. Green: I don't feel like doing today. Blue turns his head to follow where Green is going as Green floats further away. Blue: Doing what today? Green: Just the whole day. Any of it. As Green drifts out of sight, Blue raises his eyebrow, puzzled, watching where Green drifted off to. Blue: Also why are you floating? Green, out of frame: I got excommuned by gravity. Blue stares after Green, now in blank bafflement. Blue: ...What?

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The tabletop RPG encounter map showing interior of the Fae Tavern, overgrown with mushrooms and moss, placed inside giant tree trunk. A giant creature has created a nest in the middle of it.

The tabletop RPG encounter map showing interior of the Fae Tavern, overgrown with mushrooms and moss, placed inside giant tree trunk. A giant creature has created a nest in the middle of it.

This Fey nest looks all too welcoming!

#battlemaps #TTRPG #encountermap #DnD #VTT #DnDart

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That image of the dominos that get progressively larger and the first one is captioned ""That red robot in MegaMan X has cool hair"" and then the big domino is "being 13 months on hormones"

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'All you had to do was follow the damn law, Rockstar!': Workers are protesting outside Take-Two after GTA 6 dev's alleged 'brazen' union-busting "They can get used to seeing us on their doorstep."

"Rockstar, Rockstar, you're disgusting, we charge you with union busting," the protesters declared.

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For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

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Good morning Bluesky !

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The US government counting the amount of times it has gone out of its way to piss everyone off this afternoon:

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Le copio esta reflexiΓ³n a alguien, perdonadme pero no sΓ© a quien: es maravilloso que el de Coca Cola use la metΓ‘fora del genio en la botella cuando el genio en la botella es una historia de advertencia sobre los peligros de cumplir deseos sin control ni responsabilidad.

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welcome

06.11.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2413    πŸ” 437    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8

El cambio climΓ‘tico es una sucesiΓ³n de Β«murieron porque no tenΓ­an refugioΒ» por la destrucciΓ³n de las condiciones mΓ‘s bΓ‘sicas de existencia.

06.11.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Acedia for Asuti! πŸ«‘πŸ©ΆπŸ–€

[ #art #ocsky #commissions ]

06.11.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
(Showing the tcrf.net page for Hello Kitty Picnic with Sanrio Friends.)

Regional Differences
"By the time of the European release, Hello Kitty was no longer friends with her Sanrio colleagues. [...]."

US: [https://tcrf.net/File:HelloKittyPicnic_Title.png || The game's title screen, notably reading "Hello Kitty PICNIC with Sanrio friends".]
Europe: [https://tcrf.net/File:HelloKittyPicnicEU_Title.png || The game's title screen, instead reading "Hello Kitty PICNINC WITH SANRIO CHARACTERS".]

(Showing the tcrf.net page for Hello Kitty Picnic with Sanrio Friends.) Regional Differences "By the time of the European release, Hello Kitty was no longer friends with her Sanrio colleagues. [...]." US: [https://tcrf.net/File:HelloKittyPicnic_Title.png || The game's title screen, notably reading "Hello Kitty PICNIC with Sanrio friends".] Europe: [https://tcrf.net/File:HelloKittyPicnicEU_Title.png || The game's title screen, instead reading "Hello Kitty PICNINC WITH SANRIO CHARACTERS".]

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raptorific
GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even worth the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out here's a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Darling,' an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a woman who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said

raptorific GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even worth the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out here's a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Darling,' an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a woman who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said

Portal is toxic yuri

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Monster with sharp teeth.

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trolled on pictochat (2021)

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Titular: La llamada que no era spam por la que la ganadora del Premio Nobel de Medicina Mary Brunkow casi se pierde el premio.

Titular: La llamada que no era spam por la que la ganadora del Premio Nobel de Medicina Mary Brunkow casi se pierde el premio.

La ganadora del Premio Nobel de medicina viendo que le llamaban desde Suecia a las tantas de la madrugada, silenciando el mΓ³vil pensando que eso era spam, para que luego su marido le dijera algo asΓ­ como "estΓ‘n aporreando la puerta, resulta que has ganado un Nobel o algo asΓ­", me representa bastante

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archive.today is an important resource for archiving hundreds of billions of webpages, including a large majority of Laelaps' own archived evidence.

This move by the FBI is an attack on free speech and cannot stand.

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shoutouts to toby fox for just doing this when a platform tells him he HAS to add achievements to his games

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