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Better than 50% chance there is no FIFA Peace Prize next year and this was a one-off to make the orange toddler happy.

I’m taking the over on this one!!

In their confirmation hearings, RFK Jr pledged he would not be anti-vax, Hegseth said he respected women serving in leadership positions in the military, and Bondi said she would not weaponize DOJ against Trump’s political enemies.

Trump’s favorite adjectives for female reporters.

The US government is summarily executing people on a weekly basis without telling the American people any of their names or presenting any proof of their guilt, for alleged crimes that do not carry the death penalty in the US.

Well, well, well…

Another must read from JoJo!!

Medals, Madness, and Manufactured Merit: Trump’s FIFA Fever Dream of Faux Glory When a collapsing strongman demands validation, even sports leagues start handing out pacifiers.

The whole stupid ceremony throbbed with the same delusional confidence as an out-of-business chiropractor awarding himself “Best Spine Wizard” because no one else bothered to show up.
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Rap sheet

Trump’s presidential record is just a rap sheet with a tie.

If you‘re ever feeling down, just remember there are thousands of people out there who’ve tattooed Trump’s name onto their bodies.

Culture war or class war?

“Don’t replace the culture war with class war” is such a fun way of saying, “Please don’t unionize, I just bought a yacht that parks inside another yacht.”

FIFA Fake Award

FIFA removing Infantino for inventing a fake award is like the mafia firing someone for “ethical concerns.”

2004 Mirror about Bush.

It’s cute how 2004 thought the bar couldn’t get lower.

The war on woke

Trump’s War on Woke.

JB

Joe looks like he’s about to rev a Corvette into the sunset while yelling, “Keep calling me sleepy, you stupid sonofabitch.”

As a devoted, concerned citizen of the United States, I have already posted eight urgent tips against Fox News for Media Bias under the email address "Natasha@TheMelaniaTrumpCallGirlAgency.Com" Glory!

A CALL TO ACTION: Submit “Media Bias” Tips The White House recently launched a Media Bias Portal as a service to truth and transparency. Its purpose is to combat the baseless lies,

The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News.
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Grand jury declines to indict Letitia James again | CNN Politics A grand jury voted against indicting New York Attorney General Letitia James after being asked to look at the mortgage fraud case against her a second time, according to multiple people familiar with ...

Whatever you may think about the Tish James case, the defense's legal claims of vindictive prosecution and the evidence of a corrupt use of DOJ power just got ...

stronger (trying a second indictment) and
stronger (grand jury denial) and
stronger (DOJ determined to try again)

Please help make @drannieandrews.com Senator from South Carolina and the Entire Known Universe

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This just gets worse and worse.

Sounds like … a good argument? 😵‍💫😬

"ICE is arresting the worst of the worst."

Everything this administration tells us is a lie.

Standards have been lowered to the floor. They have a bunch of unqualified misfits and unhinged weirdos they are rushing through an abbreviated academy so they can get them weapons and gear and out onto the streets ASAP. What could go wrong?

Kristi Noem and Tom Homan hiring the best and the brightest for their new ICE Army. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

What does a Trump presidency look like when he goes into it knowing he has immunity from prosecution for pretty much anything he does?

It looks like this one.

I'm curious to know how much money Donald has made from pardoning his fellow criminals.

So far, in less than one year, Donald Trump has issued over TEN TIMES as many pardons as he did in his entire four-year first term. That’s a lot of criminals released onto our streets.

PRO TIP: If you're going to lash out at reporters for questioning your stamina, don't fall asleep mid-rant.

Shitposting till dawn to distract from the Epstein Files is, apparently, exhausting.