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IT'S THE FALCONS THOUGH

THE ATLANTA

FALCONS

I'd need to be to do color commentary for any NFC South matchup.

It's worth remembering the importance of morale and leadership, not just because our enemies lacking it is a big help, but because our own is doing their best to make us even more depressed as the Republicans are getting.

Morale matters, and we need leaders who keep ours high, and theirs low.

A disspirited enemy is still good! If the adversary has no fight in them, they'll be much less likely to fight for long.

The right being depressed and unenthusiastic is a positive good! We just need to keep the big tent people from trying to bring them in, where they can fuck everything up.

I didn't even bother mentioning her. She's meaningless.

The gerrymander might be better for Republicans in the long-term, but these are congressmen. They're not going to sacrifice their careers for the good of the party, and especially not for *that* party.

Tactically, this was a smart move for the Republicans of Indiana.

Things are looking bleak for 2026, and it's better for them to have big vote sinks for Democratic voters than it is to have more districts where they have an edge, but few with a decisive edge.

These demographic stats are, for the purposes of my joke, factually untrue.

Dang. This is what I get for being impatient.

What kind of show? Are you taking it in a serious direction? Comedic?

Are you maintaining a setting, or are they more self-contained?

Last May, the Portland Art Museum commissioned me to do a series of seven shows over the course of 2-3 years at their Tomorrow Theater, with each show exploring on one of the Deadly Sins.

Tonight, after much work by scores of people, 7 Deadly Sins: Church finally hits the stage.

Wish me luck.

Invader Zim constantly interrupting them introducing themselves by demanding to know who they are.

I refuse to feel bad for @themajcman.bsky.social.

Imagining someone who has studied decades of San Jose Sharks hockey, and feeling an intense sense of pity.

Even at that price, I still refuse to buy Connecticut.

"Why is it so hard to diversify where we spend our money? Is it because of the amalgamation of the defense industry into only a handful of massive corporations?

Nah, it's clearly because we aren't shoveling enough money at those corps."

Just because you refuse to see it doesn't mean it isn't there.

Just because someone is unappreciated doesn't make them meaningless.

I know, it's bleak.

But there's hope in it, too. A belief that, even in what might be one's final moments, fighting for a cause they will likely not see the victory of, there is still a reason to live, and to fight.

The world has never been, nor will be, so fucked that nothing matters.

As long as at least one human being exists, our actions matter.

These people couldn't cover a modern season of any sport.

Imagine them trying to remember second line players in the NHL, or relievers in the MLB.

Seriously though, if you go to Origins, we should meet up!

Yeah, and if you interrupt my lecture I'm gonna throw something heavy at you.

Hey, if you don't want that kind of stuff, stay away from the War College.

Alright, I've made my decision. I will be giving at least one lecture at Origins. It will be "How to Lose A Revolution: The Rise and Fall of the Russian Socialist Revolutionaries in 1917."

OH MY GOD

JFK JR HAS THE INNSMOUTH LOOK

Qui-Gon would have beaten Darth Maul if he wasn't vaxxed, smh.

Fetterman was always a hard-line Israel guy.

The Sanders wing just ignored it because aesthetics.

That's not his heel-turn. His turn was when he aligned completely with Republicans on almost every issue.

Even if Platner aligns properly on Palestine (which is doubtful), there's every reason to believe he'll be aligned on the side of evil on women's rights, and plenty of other issues.