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Transsexual retail worker. She/her

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Dmb rules

27.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One battle after another is Amarcord for Americans.

24.02.2026 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My theory about chat bots is that while they themselves are not sentient, they allow demons and malicious entities to pierce the veil and prey on the minds of spiritually weak humans. A oujia board for morons and sycophants

23.02.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big tranny accounts on micro blogging platforms are sort of the 40k Rogue Traders of the internet

23.02.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like the opposite of a catastrophe. Where everything is wrong but through freak accident thing suddenly become good

22.02.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Despite everything, I think things are on the brink of being very good and normal and peaceful

22.02.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Weed addict in your replies, what’s up

21.02.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh your weight is 8000 lbs? That is so sad, if only there were a way to reduce the mass

20.02.2026 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Single issue voter: Everyone should be required to wear an ankle weight that weighs your net worth in dollars divided by 10 million.

20.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish doom guy was real and ideologically aligned with me

20.02.2026 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Care about this (gesticulates vulgarity)

20.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think if the political class draws more than 5 minutes of the average persons attention per day, it should trigger a no confidence election and none of the current office holders or people who voted for them should be allowed to participate

20.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suck my cock orb gazer

20.02.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
20.02.2026 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Farts are stinky as hell, probably going to poop sometime. Soon perhaps

20.02.2026 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta keep deck of cards on you. It’s a great way to shut down idle chitchat under the guise of playfulness. It’s also a good way to win some money from boring people

20.02.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure it is

20.02.2026 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And yet you shit big, interesting

19.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m seeking revenge for the dumpler

19.02.2026 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

die hard is a metroidvania

19.02.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 594    πŸ” 123    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 23

Getting an id is so god damn hard. The social security office made me get the maiden name of the orderly that cleaned the room after I was born

18.02.2026 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Suck my dick motherfucker

18.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vaccines

18.02.2026 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My understanding is that they’re all bullshit and you either like the bullshit or do not like it

18.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why no borderlands 4 on switch 2? Why do you hate gamers so much? @gearboxofficial.bsky.social

18.02.2026 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not an alcohol enthusiast much these days, but I’ll tell anyone about how damn drinky (not complementary) Wisconsin is

17.02.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s right though. You could eat garden veggie spread with a spoon and call anyone who says that’s gross ableist. A forbidden pleasure to most

16.02.2026 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pornhub search bar: bl2 torgue joi, no matches found

Pornhub search bar: bl2 torgue joi, no matches found

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15.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tech gets so much credit for innovation when all they have come up with since the microchip is β€œslave labor 2” and β€œthe 37 dollar burrito”

15.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0