Helen

Hey you should throw that ball. Like that’d be sooo cool if you threw that ball. You know what can go wrong like am I right??? Haha. Throw it. Throw the tennis ball. Throw the fucking tennis ball.

dogspeed you! black labrador

I would go crazy drunk driving that thing, school zone central iykwim

gronny mnemonigal

digital drawing of the user and her fiance, spencer, who is handing her a deck box. spencer: OK you’re new to Magic The Gathering. We gotta get you a new deck. The deck box reads: Group Hug! Miss Bunny Foo Foo. The deck box depicts a beautiful rabbit woman with a lovely floral hat and big smile. maddi: If you guys are pranking me it’s not funny. spencer: NO! She’s actually really good! stranger poking his head out from the side of the panel: she is. she’s really good.

I have since learned that Ms. Bumbleflower is a beast

Fun Nuna fact! I LOOOOVE liminal spaces or pics of things that are uncanny. Idk why it just gives me a yummy brain feel

For the uninitiated that’s “baby” with a they in it

Woke Al Davis be like “Just win, they-by!”

Had a dream with someone I recognized in it for the first time in months and it was maybe the most unintelligible thing ever

Master Chief is NOT unique for having a woman’s voice in his head urging him forwards

Too many times to count

"who's my good girl?"

"Excellent question! Let's explore that further:

• 𝗚𝗼𝗮𝗹 𝗢𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗔𝗻𝘀𝘄𝗲𝗿 - We're trying to figure out who the good girl is, so maybe we should define good first?

• 𝗢𝗰𝗰𝗮𝗺'𝘀 𝗥𝗮𝘇𝗼𝗿 - Sometimes, the simplest answer is also the correct one!

• 𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱𝗶𝘁 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀: "kill yourself"

pawing pathetically

I will never purposefully spoil anything. But I think if a piece of media is *really* great, like top tier artistic work, going into it spoiled will not detract from the enjoyment of it. Still not okay to spoil it tho

Phillip Rivers at the colts practice facility, notably not in football player shape

Anytime I worry about being too unhealthy I just pull up the photo of father of 10 45 year old Phil Rivers at the Colts practice facility to remind myself it’s never too late to get active

Not exactly a cryptid, but definitely treated like one, CT had "the leatherman" who was a mysterious wanderer who wore this big homecrafted leather garb, would traverse this 300 mile long circular path across the northeast, and would sleep in caves.

Ancient relic from ur hey day

Today I learned some valuable lessons
- Don’t drink monster past 2pm
- When talking to women don’t talk about yourself too much, regardless of how happy you are
- Some parts of your leg will hurt a lot more than others when you inject

He should be excommunicated if he isn't balling out at mw5 lets be honest here

is it bad that I remember what I was saying here

Holy fuck I just noticed the worst typo in the world how did I let that slide

Love when games do tjayntjingn whenn they make weapon damage feel properly sensible. Not talkin bout balance, talking about like, gun damage being based on bullet, or hammers doing actual “concuss you to death” damage

Next year I should replace SOTY with MOTY (Merchant of the year), would have been funnier

For the record, if I had done it this year the winner would have probably been either Drake Maye for "Schedule Merchant" or Roger Goodell for "One day suspension Merchant"

I mean it is a very low chance lol
i just find it real funny this is a thing to begin with

JJ McCarthy, AKA "Nine"; By far the best joke of a player this year. Having one good game, telling the world about your alter ego "Nine", then shitting the bed with atrocious QB play was so hilarious that whenever a QB shits the bed, people edit their face onto you. Best meme of the season by far.

The Bengals Defense; While not the worst defense of the league this year, they were in combo with an offense so strong even Joe Flacco was scoring big. Never before have I seen one side of a team throw so generationally hard that a team scores over 30 points so many times and still lose.

Jaxon Dart/Cam Skattebo; The "exciting whites". Two crazy individuals who made shocking, statement wins. While those wins would be very few, they were against teams like the eagles and chargers, making for some great upsets for a team that was a lot more interesting than the record implies

Runners up and honorable mentions:
New Orleans Saints; went 1-6 with their original starter Spencer Rattler, before going 5-4 with the 26 year old "rookie" Tyler Shough, arguably the reason why the NFC South was so fucked up, as they went on a post elim run to fuck up their division standings

Ben Johnson standing on the sidelines during a bears game wearing a headset

Caleb Williams in uniform during a bears game

and craziest part of a very strange and very entertaining NFL season. Of all the teams that destroyed last years narratives, this one deserves the most recognition.

Notable stats: 7 come from behind victories, 2 weeks spent as NFC one seed, 1 clip of head coach taking off his shirt

The chicago bears logo; a bears face with orange and blue colors with a white outline

FINAL AWARD: MVT, Most Valuable Terrorist , goes to...
THE CHICAGO BEARS WITH BEN JOHNSON AND CALEB WILLIAMS
of all the teams people expected to win a playoff game, much less make it there, nobody expected the bears. With fourth quarter antics and a crazy coach, the Bears were probably the best-