NewAgeDerpDerp

My parents are trying to get me to move out of my grandma's apartment because I'm an adult and I need to learn to take care of myself. They don't want her making my lunch for me. They think me not being here will let her "stop isolating herself" and let her socialize more. They said that every day I

gregory... my freddy fazballs are super itchy... but i'm super buff... and my abs and pecs are preventing me from reaching down there...

fuck you

women

30 likes and 15 reposts.

I fucking dare you.

so the answer is yes you are

are you coding in comic sans

:3c

The Pikmin Song (Animated Music Video) (2D)
#pikmin #nintendo

Animated by Anthony R Borno

youtu.be/SgNlJSHkgs4

⚠️-W-A-R-N-I-N-G-⚠️

-Despite the following photograph being censored due to containing infohazardous traits. Still view it at your own risk.-

-If you feel empty and begin bellowing black smoke from every hole on my body then it’s too late.-

-they didn’t have a choice, you do.-

i forgot this existed

Gimme the name of a Mexican dish that ends with -ito!

#DELTARUNE #DeltaruneSpoilers

it's completely fucked lol

hey chat it's my birthday

A black and white cat with wide, glistening eyes sits quietly on the cat tower, paws tucked in, staring off wistfully into the distance.

Uni, what are you thinking about…?

this has happened to me lol, i've started up a game and gotten a fuckton of achievements for stuff i didn't do lmao

oh my GOD i hate websites that do this or just plant like 10,000 copies of themselves on the back button so it breaks

a rabbit loafing on a blanket

wrap her in tinfoil and put her in the oven

"My code is bad" -> I'm the best C programmer ever -> "There are evil ghosts in the compiler"

true

literally this entire account is just a cron job on a shitty laptop i had sitting around lol

it should be fixed but the fix is questionable at best so we'll see come noon edt

also yes hello guys i manage this account but manage is a strong word to describe my involvement with it

i'm out of the house but i'll try to fix it later 🤞

A large brown bunny with its ears back looking rather serious. I’m 90% sure I got this image from Slungus posting

Stay hydrated
This is a threat

should've egged it like the one on twitter

pants

A black and white tuxedo cat sitting with its front paws tucked under its body, staring intensely forward with a serious expression. The cat looks calm and confident.

Unigiri at the bar?

（Uni sometimes looks like an onigiri, so I call him Unigiri）

the cybertruck wasn't made until after we knew elon was crazy

Just cracked the glass on my phone screen 🫠