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@newagederpderp.bsky.social

Amateur Isaac modder • Enjoyer of rabbits and frogs • Twitter is crapping itself lol • they/them

384 Followers  |  1,024 Following  |  700 Posts  |  Joined: 28.08.2023  |  1.9576

Latest posts by newagederpderp.bsky.social on Bluesky

My parents are trying to get me to move out of my grandma's apartment because I'm an adult and I need to learn to take care of myself. They don't want her making my lunch for me. They think me not being here will let her "stop isolating herself" and let her socialize more. They said that every day I

21.11.2025 13:24 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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gregory... my freddy fazballs are super itchy... but i'm super buff... and my abs and pecs are preventing me from reaching down there...

12.11.2025 02:17 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

fuck you

01.10.2025 18:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

women

29.09.2025 00:40 — 👍 23    🔁 11    💬 4    📌 0
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30 likes and 15 reposts.

I fucking dare you.

11.08.2025 04:44 — 👍 25    🔁 14    💬 3    📌 2

so the answer is yes you are

07.08.2025 21:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

are you coding in comic sans

07.08.2025 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

:3c

03.08.2025 22:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The Pikmin Song (Animated Music Video) (2D)
#pikmin #nintendo

Animated by Anthony R Borno

youtu.be/SgNlJSHkgs4

31.07.2025 21:00 — 👍 38    🔁 19    💬 1    📌 2
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⚠️-W-A-R-N-I-N-G-⚠️

-Despite the following photograph being censored due to containing infohazardous traits. Still view it at your own risk.-

-If you feel empty and begin bellowing black smoke from every hole on my body then it’s too late.-

-they didn’t have a choice, you do.-

22.07.2025 17:01 — 👍 42    🔁 21    💬 1    📌 2

i forgot this existed

20.07.2025 15:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gimme the name of a Mexican dish that ends with -ito!

#DELTARUNE #DeltaruneSpoilers

07.06.2025 21:19 — 👍 796    🔁 174    💬 4    📌 1
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it's completely fucked lol

24.05.2025 13:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hey chat it's my birthday

19.05.2025 10:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
A black and white cat with wide, glistening eyes sits quietly on the cat tower, paws tucked in, staring off wistfully into the distance.

A black and white cat with wide, glistening eyes sits quietly on the cat tower, paws tucked in, staring off wistfully into the distance.

Uni, what are you thinking about…?

18.05.2025 13:04 — 👍 13340    🔁 1129    💬 246    📌 36

this has happened to me lol, i've started up a game and gotten a fuckton of achievements for stuff i didn't do lmao

18.05.2025 11:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh my GOD i hate websites that do this or just plant like 10,000 copies of themselves on the back button so it breaks

17.05.2025 12:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a rabbit loafing on a blanket

a rabbit loafing on a blanket

wrap her in tinfoil and put her in the oven

12.05.2025 17:14 — 👍 123    🔁 26    💬 4    📌 0

"My code is bad" -> I'm the best C programmer ever -> "There are evil ghosts in the compiler"

07.05.2025 22:40 — 👍 136    🔁 18    💬 5    📌 0

true

08.05.2025 18:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

literally this entire account is just a cron job on a shitty laptop i had sitting around lol

06.05.2025 12:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it should be fixed but the fix is questionable at best so we'll see come noon edt

06.05.2025 12:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

also yes hello guys i manage this account but manage is a strong word to describe my involvement with it

05.05.2025 19:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i'm out of the house but i'll try to fix it later 🤞

05.05.2025 16:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A large brown bunny with its ears back looking rather serious. I’m 90% sure I got this image from Slungus posting

A large brown bunny with its ears back looking rather serious. I’m 90% sure I got this image from Slungus posting

Stay hydrated
This is a threat

01.05.2025 13:18 — 👍 2407    🔁 272    💬 44    📌 8
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should've egged it like the one on twitter

30.04.2025 19:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pants

30.04.2025 19:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A black and white tuxedo cat sitting with its front paws tucked under its body, staring intensely forward with a serious expression. The cat looks calm and confident.

A black and white tuxedo cat sitting with its front paws tucked under its body, staring intensely forward with a serious expression. The cat looks calm and confident.

Unigiri at the bar?

(Uni sometimes looks like an onigiri, so I call him Unigiri)

30.04.2025 13:22 — 👍 7881    🔁 852    💬 84    📌 15

the cybertruck wasn't made until after we knew elon was crazy

30.04.2025 19:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just cracked the glass on my phone screen 🫠

30.04.2025 15:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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