Jared "the wolfman" Mason

Foghorn Longhorn

roger rabbit's great
so many jokes per minute
and top notch sight gags

#haiku #whoframedrogerrabbit?

given it some thought
the systems seem to be bad?
what do we think, folks?

#haiku

Good things happen to great people.

Folks, Heat still kicks ass.

Blowin' that tromboner.

Is it face-melting?

I mean, we have to test out new hypotheses, right?

Pen drawings of a skull and two skeletons, one with a curved sword and shield.

Halloween doodles while subbing fir a study hall

Hey, I've hung out with that guy at my brother's Christmas party!

early morning clouds
cold and dead like last night's coals
ignite with the dawn

#haiku #dawn

Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her

Get her all glittered up for Easter.

Toi aussi?

Havana bad time, amiright?

Attorney for woman shot by Border Patrol claims officer said 'Do something b-----' before shooting Body-camera video appears to contradict the government's claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed. A judge ordered Martinez and a co-defendant released pending trial.

Body-camera video appears to contradict the government’s claim that Marimar Martinez, 30, drove toward officers before one of them opened fire at her late Saturday morning in Brighton Park, her attorney claimed.
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The loudest "NEVER SAW THIS COMING" people are people who were told this was coming and argued that we were fear mongering. You never saw this coming because you looked away.

told kids about ice
one asked, "can the cops help us?"
had to break the news

#haiku #fuckice #chicago #teacher

Oooh, I used to follow them closely. Saw them out in DeKalb once. What a show.

Screenshot of an offer to join an online betting company.

venmo-ed some money
this offer popped up after
this shit is so gross

#haiku

As always, fuck ICE.

South Shore Residents Return To Ransacked Apartments After ICE Raid: 'It Looks Like Hell' A "now renting" sign outside touts granite countertops. Inside, residents are trying to make sense of the raid that made their already neglected building even worse.

ICE is running around Chicago harassing people for not being white.

Just a year ago, that was illegal in the United States and now it’s commonplace.

That’s not making America great again.

Let every palace become a tomb.

Booo!

a man singing into a microphone while playing a keyboard Alt: a man singing into a microphone while dancing in front of a keyboard with flashing blue and red lights behind him

it is my birthday
feelin' fine at 39
ev'ry body dance

#haiku #birthday #earthwindandfire

Ah, the Yearning has taken you.

Kwame Ture (Stokely Carmichael) stating “in order for non-violence to work, your opponent must have a conscience.”

Kwame Ture (Stokely Carmichael) stating “The United States has none, has none.”

As always, fuck ICE.

owe it to yourself to start at the beginning

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My second will buy the next pitcher.