He's been to the Titté brothers' island.
01.03.2026 22:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He's been to the Titté brothers' island.
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A small plastic baby on a pile of clothes
sometimes laundry's hard
just getting around to it
but he's doing it
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
Come on...
28.02.2026 15:39 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A small plastic baby sittig with two small, plastic ducks, a little wooden satyr meeple, and two small frogs.
little tiny guys
king baby is hanging out
the gang is all here
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
A small plastic baby on an open beer can in a colorful bar
baby's night out
seeing a comedy show
at a bar, no less
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
Mad you didn't get to try one before they stopped making them?
26.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can I add Colonialism and Capitalism?
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A small plastic baby sitting on a green rubber bat
baby made a friend
a buddy to hang out with
lean, green, on the wing
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
A small plastic baby near the pieces of Cultivate.
went to board game night
played a game of cultivate
king baby joined in
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
So, if he attacks Iran, that's when we general strike, right?
Like, nation wide?
Right?
A small plastic baby on a thick slice of bread next to a bowl of cabbage soup
homemade soup and bread
it's a simple meal, for sure
but maybe healing?
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
A small plastic baby in a box of Chinese take out.
king baby is sick
so, he's eating chinese food
that should fix it, right?
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
an "ai summit"?
you mean a "toilet of shit"?
right? that's what you mean?
#haiku #ai #fuckthoseguys
A small plastic baby on a Portillo's soda.
can babies drink pop?
get him jacked up on sugar
watch him bounce around
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
Educational poster showing the reproductive systems in two people labeled "Male" and Women"
Ah, yes. The two sexes.
Male and Women
If you feel like the government has been acting in an anti-human way, you're right!
These guys put a lot of feelings out there in a very digestible way.
Remember: you live here too!
Might I suggest the Anime Sickos Podcast?
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a...
A xerox copy of a small plastic baby's butt.
to all employees
do not copy body parts
on the copier
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
A small plastic baby sitting near mismatched dice.
it's time for game night
king baby's up to role play
and also roll play
#haiku #ttrpg #dice
Which branch?
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A small plastic baby laying on a powdered donut.
making snow angels
king baby's back and playing
happy mardi gras
#haiku #kingbaby #kb2k26
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The back of a leather belt with new stitches.
The front of a brown leather belt with new stitches.
Your Repair skill has increased to 45.
You should rest and meditate on what you've learned.
Capitalist degradation?
13.02.2026 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah, a beer at *least*.
13.02.2026 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A good ol' stitch & bitch session
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Letterboxed last four: Alien My Neighbor Totoro Looper The City of Lost Children
It's been a week, folks.
#letterboxed
And cumbersome lol
01.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A posthole digger.
01.02.2026 21:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A kitchen aid stand mixer.
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