Melon

🎶Though your brother's bound and gagged
And they've chained him to a chair
Won't you please come to Chicago
Just to sing

In a land that's known as freedom
How can such a thing be fair
Won't you please come to Chicago
For the help that we can bring

We can change the world...🎶

Ummm

I think the way to talk to your dog is pugnacious.

That's pretty much the entire party now.

Sadly, his voters agree.

Just a reminder:

You sound like the kind of person who got trump elected.

Do you know how insane and infuriating it is to live in a country where Mehdi helped elect him?

Ok but I thought this said "we're pooping with appreciation" and that somehow seems more fitting.
Hope you're doing ok, LE.

The gender reveal party for that baby is just going to be a SpaceX rocket blowing up and releasing pink or blue confetti.

Spoiler alert: it turns into a melodramatic soap opera..

Is anyone going to do a "GM takedown" for choosing to destroy the planet in the name of profits?

Musk's net worth is up about $175 billion in the past 12 months.
"Real damage."

Even if Musk goes bankrupt, there are thousands like him to take his place.
It's fun to target evil assholes like Musk, but we only succeed by changing the system that allows billionaires to buy politicians.

Hands can make about 10,000 movements.
But that one was random.

This is the woman who became famous by tweeting about being the victim of online harassment.

Evergreen.

Multiple photos of a GM EV1, the first modern produced EV and subject of the film "Who Killed The Electric Car?"

I finally saw one of these in the wild. Nobody killed this one. Amazing.

It's a good time to remember that Republicans' favorite President, Ronald Reagan, was deep in the throes of Alzheimer's in his last years in office.

Now there's a concert I'd go to see. I wonder which justice has the best pipes?

Multiple screen shots of statements by people who believed Tesla was going bankrupt, dating back 6 years or so, accompanied by graphs showing Tesla stock rising hundreds of percentage points since their predictions.

The conspiracy theories in these replies are hilarious. People, including "serious" analysts, have been certain that $TSLA was going to crash for a decade.
Don't gamble.

OMG

Their constituents are happy to die for the cause.

I once went with Michael Vick to see The Mars Volta play at Mons Venus on Martha's Vineyard.

Aww man yours is better 😞

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Roses are red,
Violets are dope,
Cardinals elect a

It's been a long time since both the Cardinals and the Cubs had a good day.

Habemus pablum

If you think "protestors" vandalizing the US Capitol and terrorizing the people inside was wrong...
But you think "protestors" vandalizing a university library and terrorizing the people inside was right...
You support violence and terrorism when it suits your beliefs and you have no moral compass.

Why yes. Yes it is.

God you're full of yourself.