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Laura Tanenbaum

@ltanenbaum.bsky.social

poetry, teaching, good trouble. proud member PSC-CUNY and JVP. all my humor is situational. Poetry collection, Dear Mother, out soon: https://mainstreetragbookstore.com/product/dear-mother-laura-tanenbaum/

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04.12.2025 15:56 — 👍 10    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 2

Everybody is for diversity sometimes, and not othertimes

04.12.2025 20:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I've been reading LeGuin's essays going back to the 1970s and it's fascinating because she talks about people not taking sci-fi/fantasy seriously and that part of that is not having standards for how it's written . .

04.12.2025 02:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

evergreen and also brilliant in the satirizing of the point/counterpoint format

04.12.2025 02:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hey, You Got Something To Eat? Say, I’d like to eat a little something. You got something? What you got? Any kind of food is good. I just want something to eat. You must got something. I ain’t desperate or nothing like that. Don’t ...

this one is peak of one of their funnies non-news registers: theonion.com/hey-you-got-...

04.12.2025 02:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

see also this one, which has aged depressingly well: theonion.com/this-war-wil...

04.12.2025 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About? Contrary to what he would have you believe, President Bush’s plans to invade Iraq have nothing to do with such high-minded goals as liberating the Iraqi people or saving the world from terrorism. His ...

I was a big fan of the point/counterpoint ones: theonion.com/no-blood-for...

04.12.2025 02:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
What Will You Say?
YouTube video by Women's March What Will You Say?

I have no idea if this ad with find or land with its intended targets, but it seems important to have this kind of thing on TV: www.youtube.com/watch?v=684n...

04.12.2025 02:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I tremble for my country when I remember God is just

03.12.2025 13:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my kiddo is so lucky to have a gym teacher who really wants to help each kid find the ways to move their body that feel right for them -

02.12.2025 20:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Screenshot of SNL's George Washington sketch from 10/28/23 with Nate Bargatze

Screenshot of SNL's George Washington sketch from 10/28/23 with Nate Bargatze

"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"

01.12.2025 14:49 — 👍 1275    🔁 230    💬 27    📌 19

agree with all this 100% with the friendly addendum that more recess, time outside, time to move your body and not enforce unrealistic standards of sitting still and doing worksheets for young kids may be seen by some as boy-coded but is really needed and will benefit all kids

02.12.2025 11:34 — 👍 210    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 0

try poet! though that is so clearly not a profession; I always say "teacher" than they say "what age" and I say "college" and then they say 'oh, professor' then the worst question, which is "do they all just use chatGPT. Short answer is no but people don't like to believe that

01.12.2025 22:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean, what % of intellectuals debating what a "petty bourgeois" really is can do that because we had an immigrant great-grandparent grandparent own a small business so our grandparents/parents/us could go to college? a lot of us. def. me

30.11.2025 13:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and also that in the currently situation beaucracy pushing people into the semi-underground economy has huge risks for the workers involved

30.11.2025 13:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It is perhaps not irrelevant to the politics of this on the ground that a huge number of small business people in NY are recent immigrants, esp. south asian and middle eastern and muslim who were a huge part of Mamdani's base

30.11.2025 13:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.

28.11.2025 13:40 — 👍 19801    🔁 4799    💬 416    📌 203

I agree in my field, literature I am open to the fact that where you are showing the results of whether a drug is effective, or announcing the discovery of a new sub-class of beetle, that is secondary. there the originality is "hey, I found a thing!" we expect undergrads to fake that.

28.11.2025 15:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

100%! there's room for learning to do some kinds of academic writing in grad school but in undergrad what you are teaching is a simulacra of academic writing when you could be teaching real forms of something else

27.11.2025 20:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yes! there is a place for neutral writing but that's when you have original knowledge and undergrads can't do that in the framework! not because they're not capable but because it's not what makes sense at that part

26.11.2025 23:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wrote a book of poems about grief and motherhood and middle age and it has jokes and I'm really really proud of it: mainstreetragbookstore.com/product/dear...

26.11.2025 22:33 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I finally kept my vow after the time they didn't have water and had one menu you had to pass back through the aisles

26.11.2025 22:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I deleted my signal when travelling and when i downloaded it again, my whole history and groups were there. . .

25.11.2025 00:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

our family actually did a taste test to confirm this! and it's less expensive too

25.11.2025 00:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pronunciation aside that Purim party was . . . not what Purim does! And the Rogan character was kind of funny but also a real travesty of what progressive shuls are . .

24.11.2025 23:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ongoing

cadhe.commons.gc.cuny.edu/2025/11/24/c...

24.11.2025 15:47 — 👍 5    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

got to ride the bus with him for 15 minutes on way to the debate where I teach and only experience I can compare it to was meeting Health Ledger, rip. just truly lights the world around him

23.11.2025 23:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Graeber is a great writer and very respected - the dawn of everything was more speculative but honestly so as it’s about histories we don’t have strong records Of

21.11.2025 22:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey folks—follow and support this absolute super star (and CUNY GC sociology PhD student). She’s a fantastic thinker and organizers and we would be lucky to have her in Congress!

20.11.2025 16:03 — 👍 6    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Morton Downey jr is the real deep cut here

20.11.2025 03:22 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

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